People Actually Ate These Things While Drunk — Would You Eat Them Sober?

Some of the most questionable food choices are made after 2 a.m.

1. This person rolled up old tortillas and dipped 'em in McDonald's BBQ sauce:

Week old stale tortillas rolled up and dipped in leftover mcdonalds bbq sauce that i ate drunk at 2 am on a wednesday from shittyfoodporn

2. This person made a tiny pizza using a rice cake:

Drunk girlfriend made a "rice cake pizza" from shittyfoodporn

3. This person made a sundae using rocky road ice cream, bananas, peanut butter, peanut butter pretzels, and FRIED ONION BITS:

Drunk me made a very interesting sundae. Rocky road, Banana, peanut butter, peanut butter pretzels, and fried onion bits. from shittyfoodporn

4. This person deep fried some mashed potatoes:

Deep fried mashed potatos i made when i was drunk from shittyfoodporn

5. This person put Sun Chips, Doritos, and salsa onto a tortilla:

I hate drunk self from shittyfoodporn

6. This person made a grilled cheese using mozzarella and then stuck some canned spaghetti in it:

I got drunk and made a tinned spaghetti and mozzarella grilled sandwich. Went as well as you’d expect... from shittyfoodporn

7. This person made a "pizza," but used lasagna noodles in place of the dough:

Got drunk last night and wanted pizza and didn't want to spend money from shittyfoodporn

8. This person poured some Cheez-Its on top of Spaghettios:

I love me some drunk spaghettios with cheese its from shittyfoodporn

9. This person sandwiched an oatmeal cream pie in between two Oreo cookies:

When you're drunk and an Oreoatmeal Cream Pie sounds like a good idea. from shittyfoodporn

10. This person stuffed a pizza crust with mozzarella cheese, deli rotisserie chicken, and avocado:

I'm a chef but when I get drunk I do shit like this: I present a herbed leftover pizza crust stuffed with mozzarella and deli rotisserie seasoned chicken breast with avocado. Plated on a bounty paper towel. from shittyfoodporn

11. This person melted some cheese on top of fries and poured A1 sauce all over them:

I was drunk and my fridge was nearly empty. Microwaved French fries topped with melted cheddar and A1 from shittyfoodporn

12. This person cut up some mozzarella sticks and then tossed them in basil:

Was drunk and craving a Caprese Salad. I only had string cheese and basil. Close enough. from shittyfoodporn

13. This person put tempura chicken on top of jasmine rice:

when you’re craving sushi, but also poor, and a little drunk. spicy mayo battered tempura chicken on top of jasmine rice, served with a bowl of soy sauce. from shittyfoodporn

14. This person made a grilled cheese stuffed with mac 'n' cheese:

Got drunk. Made a Mac and cheese grilled cheese sandwich. from shittyfoodporn

15. This person put a bunch of s'mores ingredients into a tortilla:

When you are a little drunk, camping and have supplies for s’mores AND tacos you make “S’moredillas.” from shittyfoodporn

16. This person made a pizza that tastes like a hamburger:

Drunk me at 4am decided to make a hamburger pizza, then ate half of it. Let’s just say I didn’t feel great the next day but it was dang good. from shittyfoodporn

17. Finally, this person cooked some mustard. Yes, mustard:

I got drunk and I wondered what cooked mustard would taste like from shittyfoodporn

H/T: r/ShittyFoodPorn