1. When Mary Beth pulls out all her tricks:
#whiteculture Mary Beth went in on this 😩🙌
2. When you get to experience only the rarest of spices:
twitter: white people don't season their food. me: oh really
3. When you have to pretend you're not dying inside:
Iftar at my white friend's house be like
4. So you take one for the team because you're a nice, caring person:
Eating new food for the first time at your white friend's place
5. When they serve the chillest meal on the block:
white people on food network be like "chilled dihydrogen monoxide casserole 😍"
6. And sprinkle 'it with love:
"white people don't season their food"
7. When Chad adds his chef's touch:
us: "white ppl don't season their food" white ppl:
Please watch this whole thing.
8. When you take a bite and ask "Hmmm...what's in this?":
White people food
9. When they decide that eating out is the best choice:
White people be like "We got no food in the house, let's go out and eat"
10. Even if that choice is...questionable:
when white people say 'let's get mexican food' this is what they mean
11. When you wonder whether or not you can handle all that spice:
"white people cant handle spicy food" um, try again sweetie
12. When you feel someone licking your elbow mid-meal:
Going over your white friends house and you see the dogs sitting at the table #ThanksgivingWithWhiteFamilies
13. When they get creative with their designs:
For all the people who say that white people cant season food...explain this
14. When their parents ask if you wanna take some food home:
#GrowingUpHispanic when u @ your white friend's house & their parents ask if you want to take unseasoned food home
15. But you politely decline, thank them anyway, and go on your merry way:
