I was saying goodbye to my boyfriend, and I felt the telltale gurgle. He hugged me and I had to practically shove him off and run away because it nearly shot out of me. I barely got into my place when my sphincter just let loose like there was no tomorrow. Shit was running down my…
I know this doesn’t count because I didn’t get away with it, but when I was a junior in high school my parents went on vacation and told me to look after the house alone when I wasn’t at school. Well, one day I decided that I was just going to skip school and lounge around the house.…
Football. I absolutely despite the game, but I was in pep band during high school and I had a huuuuuge crush on the guy who sat next to me every game. He was super into sports, so I pretended to get into it and ask him to explain rules to me acting like I forgot them. It didn’t pan…
I wish I hadn’t gone to a religious college. Everyone is so likeminded here and unwilling to budge their views it’s oppressive to anyone who deviates from the status quo. It’s a good school, but there’s no diversity, not in the student body nor in ideology and public opinion. If I…
For the office, stress relief. That episode is a GEM.
For Veep, the episode where Selina tried to figure out who called her a cunt (season six, I think?). It’s later in the series but it’s so unique and hilarious and gives such a good taste of each character.
I don’t remember the name but I do remember the factoid I leant it in. Apparently the first person to survive going over niagra falls in a barrel or something died later by slipping on an orange peel
It was my sophomore year of college and I was a virgin. This guy in one of my classes and I had been flirting and one night he invited me over. I knew what was going to happen so I tried to mentally prepare for it, but let me tell you I was still majorly underprepared. Of course at…
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