6. When you’re walking down a neighborhood and then a car drives by blasting some Chris Brown music:
7. When you find out Ryan Gosling is gonna be a baby daddy and it ain’t with you:
8. When you’ve been smoking way too much weed and you accidentally fart in public:
9. When you’re about to start the last Harry Potter book and then someone rudely gives away the ending:
13. When your S.O. reveals to you they hate football, Star Wars, and Subway sandwiches:
19. When Sallie Mae sends you a bill six months after you graduate from college and you immediately regret the last four years:
20. When you’re trying to say something extremely emotional and important, but you start choking on your own saliva:
21. When you go to an art gallery opening, only to realize they’re NOT serving wine. Or Beer. Or anything free:
24. When you’ve been craving a Sausage McMuffin all night and you set your alarm to wake you up in the morning, but the alarm never goes off and you get to McDonald’s at 10:31 a.m.:
25. That awkward moment when you’re chillin’ with a homie and then you suddenly develop psychic abilities and you can now read his mind, which at first you’re like, “Hey. This is cool!” only to realize that it’s actually not:
26. And finally, when you’re having a staring contest with a young Ron Swanson:
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- At least 40 Democratic lawmakers are boycotting Donald Trump's inauguration after the president-elect criticized civil rights leader John Lewis.
- Prime Minister Theresa May will set out a "hard Brexit" plan during a speech about Britain leaving the European Union.
- The police report featuring Kim Kardashian West's first-hand account of the Paris robbery has been released.