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Do Your Views About Rape Qualify You To Become An Indian Political Leader?

Some say chow mein causes rape. Do you agree?

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    Here’s a list of factors that various Indian politicians have said cause rape in India. Tick off the ones you agree with.
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    Here’s a list of factors that various Indian politicians have said cause rape in India. Tick off the ones you agree with.

    The victim.
    Women.
    School uniforms.
    Sex education (causes, not prevents).
    Make-up.
    Hanging out after dark.
    Hanging out at a pub.
    Hanging out with guy friends.
    Holding hands with a boy.
    Kissing a boy.
    Taking a selfie with a boy.
    Having a boyfriend.
    Having a love marriage.
    Just being married.
    Eating Chow Mein.
    Eating pizza.
    Eating burgers.
    Just eating any fast food.
    Dancing.
    Dancing at a wedding.
    Drinking alcohol.
    Consuming any drug.
    Travelling alone.
    Meat.
    Mannequins.
    Short dresses.
    Astrology.
    Television sets.
    Item numbers.
    Bollywood as a whole.
    Cell phones.
    Westernisation.
    Development.
    Urbanisation.
    Because boys will be boys.

Do Your Views About Rape Qualify You To Become An Indian Political Leader?

Cover up! Your progressive views are showing. Sorry to break it you, but due to your abysmal performance in this quiz, you will never make it as a politician here. Boys will be boys, you can't blame them for anything and everything. You need to think out-of-the-box when it comes to issues like these.

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Badhaai ho! You are now fully qualified to become an Indian politician. If you can't think up any innovative cause, just look around you. Pencil-sharpeners, mating dogs, flower pollination, anything goes. We advise you to file your Nomination Papers as soon as you possibly can.

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