Buzz·Posted on 9 Oct 2014Do Your Views About Rape Qualify You To Become An Indian Political Leader?Some say chow mein causes rape. Do you agree?by Nirali ShahBuzzFeed India ContributorFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink All India Bakchod / Via youtube.com Here’s a list of factors that various Indian politicians have said cause rape in India. Tick off the ones you agree with. The victim. Check The victim. Women. Check Women. School uniforms. Check School uniforms. Sex education (causes, not prevents). Check Sex education (causes, not prevents). Make-up. Check Make-up. Hanging out after dark. Check Hanging out after dark. Hanging out at a pub. Check Hanging out at a pub. Hanging out with guy friends. Check Hanging out with guy friends. Holding hands with a boy. Check Holding hands with a boy. Kissing a boy. Check Kissing a boy. Taking a selfie with a boy. Check Taking a selfie with a boy. Having a boyfriend. Check Having a boyfriend. Having a love marriage. Check Having a love marriage. Just being married. Check Just being married. Eating Chow Mein. Check Eating Chow Mein. Eating pizza. Check Eating pizza. Eating burgers. Check Eating burgers. Just eating any fast food. Check Just eating any fast food. Dancing. Check Dancing. Dancing at a wedding. Check Dancing at a wedding. Drinking alcohol. Check Drinking alcohol. Consuming any drug. Check Consuming any drug. Travelling alone. Check Travelling alone. Meat. Check Meat. Mannequins. Check Mannequins. Short dresses. Check Short dresses. Astrology. Check Astrology. Television sets. Check Television sets. Item numbers. Check Item numbers. Bollywood as a whole. Check Bollywood as a whole. Cell phones. Check Cell phones. Westernisation. Check Westernisation. Development. Check Development. Urbanisation. Check Urbanisation. Because boys will be boys. Check Because boys will be boys. Show me my results!