1. People are going to tell you it's fake the second they find out you're a fan.
2. No seriously, you're going to hear it a lot.
3. Eventually you just act surprised when they tell you.
4. So to counter this you show them how "fake" it actually is...
5. With an endless supply of videos showing these guys almost killing each other.
6. You know that Monday night is sacred.
7. But lately it's become NXT > everything else.
8. You knew what an RKO was before it became an internet phenomenon.
9. Whenever you see something on sale for $9.99 you instantly think of one thing:
10. You know it's an act, but sometimes you just let down your guard and get lost in the show.
11. Every single time CM Punk tweets you think it's a cryptic message about his return.
12. You say you hate John Cena, yet deep down you respect him more than any other wrestler.
13. When you start dating someone you hold off telling them you're a wrestling fan for as long as you can. But they eventually find out and you're like:
14. You secretly watch and enjoy Total Divas.
15. You've ripped off a shirt like this at least once.
16. And when you see a ladder you have a strong urge to jump off it.
17. When people say you’re a bit old to be watching wrestling, you want to end the conversation right there.
18. You wish you would forget about David Arquette winning the WCW World Heavyweight Championship.
19. You despise Nancy Grace.
20. And you're head over heals in love with Renee Young.
21. You learned geography from being a pro wrestling fan.
22. You admit you're a bit harsh when it comes to TNA.
23. But you're a wrestling fan, you are the hardest type of person to please.
24. Wrestlemania. That is all.
25. But Raw the night after is closing in on becoming the biggest show of the year.
26. You use wrestling terminology in everyday situations, like when you get a promotion at work you refer to it as a "push."
27. And a demotion is getting "buried."
28. When you react to something epic you call it "marking out."
29. When someone makes a mistake you call it a "botch."
30. If you ever have the chance to fire someone you'll say, "I wish you the best in all your future endeavours."
31. When you see someone faking something you call it a "work."
32. And you call someone you don't like a "jobber."
33. You'll always have a guilty love for Creed due to their songs being used for every WWF/E package in the early 2000s.
34. You're physically incapable of eating a Slim Jim without impersonating Randy Savage.
35. This was the darkest night in wrestling history.
36. You shared this reaction when the Undertaker's undefeated streak at Wrestlemania finally ended.
37. You know that whatever you do in life, you need to make Roman Reigns look really, really strong.
38. And this video always hits you a bit too close to home.
