Buzz·Posted on Jun 5, 201327 Amazingly Bad Bits Of "Friends" Fan ArtRoss, Rachel and co as you've never seen them before. And never want to again.by Nell FrizzellBuzzFeed ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. The one where Chandler is Tintin and Monica has one arm 2. The one where Ross gets his face sewn onto his head by Marcel 3. The one where Phoebe was born using forceps 4. The one where Chandler gets his eyes glued shut 5. The one where Monica is played by Cher's uncle 6. The one where Joey is a Mexican accountant 7. The one where Rachel humps a violin 8. The one where Ross has piles 9. The one where Phoebe put her eyeliner on in an earthquake 10. The one where Chandler is actually a PE teacher from Sheffield 11. The one where Monica is played by Steve Tyler 12. The one where Joey's face slips four inches down his skull 13. The one where Rachel is a burns victim 14. The one where Ross kills himself because he doesn't like sushi 15. The one where Phoebe smells something a bit yeasty in her handbag 16. The one where Chandler gets his face pushed in on itself with a ladle 17. The one where Monica is a boss-eyed, no-necked frube 18. The one where Joey's a vampire 19. The one where Rachel passes out with her eyes open 20. The one where Ross is actually a proboscis monkey 21. The one where Chandler's nose is actually a steamliner 22. The one where Monica is Megan Fox in a very powerful wind tunnel 23. The one where Joey is a lesbian 24. The one where Rachel claws through someone else's neck 25. The one where Ross wears too much lipgloss 26. The one where Phoebe is the lion from The Wizard of Oz 27. The one where Chandler is just some guy called Steve