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    30 Sex Toys So Good They'll Spice Up Your Post-Holiday Slump

    Ahhh, that weird week after the holidays when we don't know what day it is and have nothing better to do than binge-watch, masturbate, and shop. Maybe even all at the same time.

    1. A dual stimulation rose vibrator, affectionately referred to as the "Soul Snatcher" by reviewers. The egg lets you get a little internal action, while its nine-speed tongue petal can stimulate your clit, nipples, and soul (apparently). Sure, you could watch a fragrant log burn or you could stop and enjoy the roses (hehe) instead...

    Reviewer holding red rose dual-stimulating vibrator in bathtub
    Red rose vibrator with bulb on one end

    Promising review: "Omg. Don’t have anyone to 👅 you?? NOT A PROBLEM ANYMORE. Wow, these toys are getting so advanced it’s amazing. Feels sooo similar to a real tongue. And has a vibrator on the other end so it’s even better. 😂 This made me climax in a way I never have before. 10/10 recommend." —Mel

    Get it from Amazon for $31.99.

    2. The Fleshlight Quickshot Vantage, a smaller cousin to the infamous Fleshlight. It boasts an open-ended and compact design that offers versatility for use during partnered or solo play. It's just you, your cozy-ass blankets, and this stroker.

    Transparent open-ended stroker
    Woman sucking popsicle through stroker
    Amazon

    It's also waterproof and includes a travel-friendly case for when you want to take it on the go! FYI, Some reviewers say that it doesn't work well for anyone with above average girth, so make sure to take into account the measurements!

    Promising reviews: "I have several toys of this type, but this one is definitely the very best. Might make your eyes pop out of your head while you use it!!! Mm, mmm good! Unbelievably great feeling due to the various textures inside, and you’ll pop a big juicy good one every time. It really makes a great sound as you stroke up and down… Sounds kinda like the real thing and it’s a huge turn on." —n3ptune

    "Listen... my chest hair stood up, as well as all of the hair on my body when the time came to orgasm. This was with the first time I used it. It was with a partner. She performed oral and used the Quickshot simultaneously like intended. I don’t think she has ever seen my body spasm the way she made me bust. Definitely recommend this toy. It’s the perfect texture, its nice and tight, and it’s easy to clean/store. Also, it’s great for solo acts too. I might enjoy it more than the regular Fleshlight." —Erik

    Get it from Amazon for $34.95.

    If you're on the hunt for more penis-friendly sex toys, don't worry, we've got you covered!

    3. A flexible silicone dildo because it has a unique texture, allowing for added stimulation with each thrust — plus, a suction cup base to help it stay put. This affordable fantasy dildo dupe has stolen the hearts (and orifices) of 1,000+ users, who rate it ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ .

    This 6.9-inch dildo offers just over 5 inches of insertable length above its realistic balls and is 1.81 inches wide.

    Promising reviews: "Good girth and thickness, length is perfect for beginners or even those with experience. Highly suggest buying even though you might be able to take ones of longer statue. A nice challenge with the widest part being in the middle allowing one to push pass some limits. The layer design is a wonderful feeling as well as the foreskin detail a true delight to the senses. 10/10." —Mason Ratliff

    "It's easy to just stick to really any flat surface, get it ready and go to town regardless of your level of experience. All that and it cleans up easily and has no obnoxious odor. Definitely a good place to start if you want a way to ease yourself in with something that has some texture to it. It also works well with harnesses and isn't really big enough to do much damage if your partner gets a little overzealous. It hits all the right spots and certainly does the job for relatively little, so definitely add it to your collection." —Zappa2.0

    Get it from Amazon for $13.99 (available in nine colors).

    4. The scintillating Satisfyer Pro 2, boasting 11 intensities of no-contact clitoral or T-growth stimulation, so you can ride wave after wave of pleasure. FYI, this powerful sucker can get a little loud, but there are no rules when you're bored and home alone.

    Hand holding purple suction vibrator
    Negesti Kaudo / BuzzFeed

    There's also a more in-depth review written by an Intersex Male person, if you're interested.

    Promising reviews: "There aren't many reviews on here from trans men, so I thought I'd throw my opinion out there in case there are other guys out there looking for something to spice things up. This toy is heavenly. It works well on many different parts of the body, and I have had fun exploring different places to try it: clitoris, nipples, etc. I love the simplicity of the vibration settings. You can turn the vibration up one level at a time, making it easy to build up to a climax slowly, or you can jump up multiple levels and get things done quickly, if that's your thing. I am so glad I bought this toy, and when this one finally dies I will buy another one. I've had it for a couple of months and it's held up great. 12/10 seriously recommend this product for anybody with a clitoris. You will NOT regret it." —a. b.

    "Before this toy aka bae, I was a hoe. I've taken the steps to admit it and do something about it. Today, I can proudly say bae has cured me of my hoe-ly ways. This is the equivalent of the best head you ever had from somebody and taking that person's mouth home with you. Idk about you but I related heavily when Drake said 'I just want sum head in a comfortable bed, it could all be so simple.' 😍🥰 Life Is Good." —Dominique

    Get it from Amazon for $45.95 (available in three colors).

    5. A flexible vibrating butt plug that'll sync to the beat of your favorite songs, mimic your own custom patterns, or buzz along to user-created vibration modes already on the app. Daily chores and WFH are a little less boring when you have a little buzz goin' on in your bum, am I right?

    Hand reaching for black butt plugs
    Amazon

    Supple, body-safe silicone offers a waterproof exterior and a flared base helps the plug stay put.

    Promising reviews: "Heck yes! Buy it, buy it now! Liked this so much we ordered the bigger version and the edge. The user interface could use a lot of work but once you get it going you'll forget about it in the bliss that the vibrator is delivering. The battery life seems to be pretty good, used it for over an hour with no issues. It is reasonably quiet but you couldn't wear it in a quiet place like a restaurant." —RDouglas

    "We have had a great time with this. I bought the largest and it took a bit to get used to it. We are a couple of states away from each other and he has had a great time setting me off while I’m at work or doing things around home. The vibration is very intense at the highest setting and at the lowest just keeps you on edge. Being made of the material that it is, you have to keep it clean and let it air out, so it doesn’t smell if you get any fecal matter on it. Definitely recommend!" —JayyDee

    Get it from Amazon for $89+ (available in four sizes).

    6. A luxury clitoral stimulator equipped with Pleasure Air Technology and an autopilot function to deliver some back-arching cunnilingus without having to bother with pillow talk.

    Pink suction vibrator in bath
    Model in bathtub holding pink suction vibrator
    @womanizerglobal / Via www.instagram.com, @womanizerglobal / Via www.instagram.com

    This new and improved suction vibrator by Womanizer boasts 14 intensity levels, an autopilot function that makes sure things never get too predictable during use, Smart Silence technology to make sure it's only making noise when touching the body and it's waterproof. *exhale* So yeah, just click *add to cart*.

    Promising reviews: "This is my first clitoral toy and it did not disappoint! I achieved orgasm in less than five minutes and it was the best sensation. A bit pricey but definitely worth it!" —Charlotte Martin

    "I’ve used knock-off versions of Womanizer’s Pleasure Air technology, seduced by the lower price tag, but nothing compares to the real thing. And PREMIUM 2 is the best of them all. It has more intensity levels than any other toy (14!) and also has this amazing autopilot feature where the toy takes control of how powerful the vibrations are so you can just sit back and relax... brilliant!" —S Müller

    Get it from Womanizer for $199 (available in 5 colors).

    And if you really want to splurge, here's even more sex toys over $100 to consider.

    7. A silicone Fin vibrator from Dame because it'll transform your fingers into all-powerful orgasm machine. Not to mention this is a great way to make keeping your hands warm fun.

    Model holding jade finger vibrator to display finger strap
    Model displaying squishy side of finger vibrator in citrus
    @dameproducts / Via www.instagram.com, Dame

    A removable tether allows for more or less control, while the pointy tip and squishy side offer different sensations to your favorite spots.

    Promising review: "I really love this vibrator! Size is perfect, and my partner likes to use it. It has three strength levels, and level 2 is good for me under most conditions. Easy to clean and feels nice against the skin. You can detach the extra holder on the top if you don’t care for it. Worth the money; easy to clean. Charging is simple too." —Sylvie B.

    Get it from Dame for $85 (available in four colors) or Amazon for $76.88+ (available in jade or navy).

    8. A classic rabbit vibrator boasting powerful dual motors and a titillating heating function that gets up to 107-degrees F because your favorite sweater or throw blanket can't satisfy all your needs.

    The two motors in the shaft and "ears" offer nine powerful vibration modes. It's also waterproof, so go ahead and enjoy it in the bath.

    Promising review: "This toy is a great one. The warming sensation adds a new element to our time together. The toy is very quiet, yet very strong. It charges quickly and is easy to operate. My wife really enjoys using it even on her own. If you are looking for a great product for the upcoming fall/winter season, I would definitely recommend that you purchase this little wonder." —KC MadDog

    Get it from Amazon for $35.99 (available in purple and pink).

    9. A rose-shaped clitoral stimulator equipped with 10 powerful vibration functions and a splashproof silicone design, just in case things get a little...wet. 💦

    Red rose-shaped vibrator
    Peepshow Toys

    Enough people asked me, a sex toy writer, about the Rose that I finally decided to try it. Um, this thing is POWERFUL. The Rose is very easy to hold in the palm of your hand or place in your panties if you wanted. I really enjoyed it, and it definitely delivers a lot of squirm for its size...10 functions is more than enough. 😅 I would encourage using a water-based lube liberally around the opening of the toy, which is what I did, so the pulsation intensities aren't too much for the sensitive clit. Also, clean it thoroughly with a toy cleaner or antibacterial soap — those little petals can be difficult. 

    Promising reviews: "This is the first and only toy that has made me squirt! I didn’t know it was possible!! Gift yourself, and all of your girlfriends. It’s a must-have." —Flowerchild

    "I never write reviews… But this truly got the job done!!! When I tell you it took less than five minutes! I definitely underestimated this toy. You really need this; it’s a game changer!" —Emily B.

    Get it from Peepshow Toys for $59.99 (available in red and pink).

    Peepshow Toys is an immigrant-owned sex toy boutique that promotes sex-positivity and education by only selling products created with body-safe and non-toxic materials.

    10. A powerful miniature wand vibrator covered in silicone for a soft-touch feel and featuring 20 functions to take you right to that blissful, blurry edge. Plus, it's mini size means it's a perfect tag-along to that cabin getaway you've been waiting for.

    Promising review: "OK, ladies and possible gents. This vibrator blew my mind! The vibration strength: phenomenal! The battery life: phenomenal! And the noise level: barely there. I absolutely recommend this vibe for anyone looking to add something new to there collection, or even anyone looking to try something new! Absolutely blown away by the quality!" —Mandi

    Get it from Amazon for $18.95+ (available in eight colors).

    11. A palm-sized vibrator boasting a "tongue" with nine vibrations and nine licking motions, meaning it can l-l-l-lick you like a candy cane from your head to your toes, but no really.

    Promising reviews: "After my first use (shoutout for arriving in the mail charged) I came like NO OTHER! I didn’t know how I was going to feel about the tongue but it reminded me of the best head I’ve received so obviously I was in love. I mean it when I say my first immediate thought was, I will no longer need a man because I have this toy. 😂 So if you wanna ditch your man, woman, person, and whoever else, this toy will keep you satisfied probably better than they can. 12/10" —TJ

    "With the price of this I didn't expect much...but WOW. I am shocked at how awesome this little gadget is; so awesome in fact I don't even get two minutes in using before it's game over for me (in a really good way). It's easy to use alone or during intercourse for extra intensity (good lordy), waterproof, soft/smooth and easy to clean, charged fast and holds the charge for a shockingly long time. It has more speed/intensity options than I need but having the option to go up is nice. Overall very very happy I stumbled across this little gem." —Kieley Sue

    Get it from Amazon for $32.39+ (available in four colors).

    12. The Fleshlight Turbo Thrust masturbator is designed to be as close to legitimate oral sex one can get with a toy — it boasts three entry points that mimic lips, tongue, and the throat. FYI, lots of reviewers commented on the realistic sounds it makes, so probably best to use this one with discretion...AKA when you're bored and alone.

    Model holding blue and clear fleshlight turbo
    @fleshlight / Via www.instagram.com

    Promising reviews: "The Turbo Thrust packs quite a bit of intensity! It stimulates oral sex quite well and has this very unique transparent sleeve so you could see yourself as you enter/exit. This is a must-have for all collectors!" —Edward F.

    "Wow this sleeve really is intense. The entry is amazing and then you get inside and grips you and you think wow this can't get any better and then you reach the third chamber and BAM! The texture blows your mind and your load. Needs more than a 5-star rating." —Chance R.

    Get it from Fleshlight or Amazon for $69.95.

    13. The Desire thrusting vibrator by Zalo, which boasts a pre-heating design that warms up to 107º F for a lifelike sensation and six whisper-quiet thrusting modes (including one turbo)! New sweater? ☑️ Weighted blanket? ☑️ Warming vibe? ☑️ 

    Model holding pink vibrator
    @zalousa / Via www.instagram.com

    Promising reviews: "As a first timer in penetrative toys, this one feels really nice and has many modes to cater to your preferences. I also love how it is whisper quiet, you can hardly hear it. Also, the packaging and the design is gorgeous." —Camila C

    "I tried it on my wife for the first time tonight and she was blown away. She had several orgasms in record-breaking time. She loved the softness, the pre-heating and the thrusting; they really made her feel great. We have about ten different toys that we have been using and this one has quickly risen to the ranks as number one. I don't see any other toy taking the throne." —Ronnie V.

    Get it from Zalo for $139 or Amazon for $138.31 (available in pink and purple).

    14. The Float by Goodful Wellness, which is a slim bullet vibe designed with an ergonomic curve to fit effortlessly in your hand for feel-good exploration of erogenous zones with 10 powerful vibration settings. OK, so you've wrapped up your holidays...now what are you going to do?

    Model holding purple palm-sized vibrator
    Purple vibrator next to green box
    Hustler Hollywood

    This sleek vibe from BuzzFeed's Goodful Wellness line is waterproof and created with body-safe silicone, meaning it pairs perfectly with their favorite water-based lubricant.

    Get it from Hustler Hollywood or Goodful Wellness for $40.

    15. A textured glass dildo covered in delicate nubs which deliver a delectable rippled sensation as you massage, warm it up the faucet or pop it in the fridge for cooling.

    hand holding cylindrical transparent toy
    Lovehoney

    Promising reviews: "So I have tried a different glass dildo before but was a little underwhelmed as it was smooth and not the most pleasurable. This Nubby was gifted to me by my partner. Due to the shape I wasn't holding out much hope as I do prefer a toy with a bit of a curve. Boy, was I wrong! The texture of this toy is incredible. It is equally as exquisite when used outside of the body as it is when inserted. We have had a lot of fun using this on all erogenous zones. The texture and the fact that due to glass we can adjust temperature for play is just fantastic and I would definitely recommend this toy to all." —CurvyNurse

    "So I've never tried glass before, but those little nubs caught my eye and I kept thinking about them and I just had to try it, so I bought it and wow....it's absolutely delightful. I don't really have toys with a lot of texture, so this was completely new for me and it feels really good! Definitely not as daunting to use as I imagined, it being glass and all. I'm still a little afraid I might drop it and break it accidentally, but that's it. This is also very easy to clean! I absolutely recommend this for anyone curious, it's a lot of fun :)" —Anonymous

    Get it from Lovehoney for $34.99.

    16. A discreet wearable egg vibrator that won't clash with your favorite lingerie and will get you off with seven vibration modes and or personalized patterns using the Bluetooth app.

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    gif of egg-shaped vibrator in water to demonstrate strength
    Amazon, Lovense

    The ergonomic egg shape means this discreet vibe stays put, so you can wear it out and about (if that's your thing) and control the vibrations effortlessly from your phone. No one would suspect a thing and with a five-hour battery life...this toy can probably outlast you.

    Promising reviews: "App works great super powerful and quiet. All I had to do was send an invite to my bf and he instantly was able to connect and control this thing. AMAZING!!" —Rachael M.

    "I use mine on Chaturbate mostly. Connects super easily, which was something I was worried about. The app is easy to use and this device works great for me on Chaturbate. Super comfy, sometimes I forget I have it in." —Vallaria

    Get it from Amazon for $129.

    17. A unique butt plug that simulates the feeling of rimming with rotating anal beads in the shaft and a vibrating tip that hits your favorite spots. Because nothing screams cozy comfort like a rim job, am I right?

    Rimming plug 2, petite and XL with wireless remotes
    @bvibe_social / Via www.instagram.com

    The set includes a vibrating butt plug, wireless remote, three B-Vibe enamel pins, carrying case, greeting card and sticker.

    This 1.5-inch diameter plug has seven rotation patterns and six intensities to explore and stimulate your P-spot as you start (or continue) your journey into anal play. Also, it's splash-proof!

    Looking for something a little larger? Check out the Rimming Plug 2 and the Rimming Plug XL, which have all the same features but a little more length.

    Promising reviews: "I purchased the rimming plug petite after the thrilling experiences i had with the snug plug. The rotating beads in the neck on their own are amazing and then add in the vibrating tip... exhilarating!!! With the remote, you can just relax and discover what patterns and intensity turn you on. Very innovative." —TK (on Petite)

    "My partner is skeptical when it comes to anal toys. But she absolutely loves this plug. Being wireless there is no messy wires in the way. And having rechargeable batteries is just fantastic. She loves the feel of the rimming action. She was satisfied many times. Best butt plug on the market hands down." —JAV (on Plug 2)

    "I worked up to this for a while. I’m a straight male, heard about prostate play and the benefits, and began experimenting. This is the best product I have used! It’s still always a challenge to get in, which makes it that much better." —Ronan (on XL)

    Get it from B-Vibe for $159.99 (available in three colors) or Amazon for $99.99+ (available in Rimming Plug 2 and XL).

    B-Vibe is a premium collection of tech-forward anal play products founded by certified sex educator Alicia Sinclair.

    Don't worry, we've rounded up the best anal vibrators if you wanna keep that booty buzzin'!

    18. An egg-shaped disposable sleeve that comes in 23 different texture varieties. Each sleeve comes with a sample of compatible lubricant and has a unique texture on its interior. In that post-holiday slump, you might have just enough free time to try out every single texture.

    Reviewer holding egg-shaped sleeve
    Reviewer showing textured interior of sleeve

    Promising reviews: "Just buy it already, it's totally worth it! Not good for more than one use though, so if you want something long term find another one of their products." —Phil Brown

    "This is an absolute must buy. I wasn't sure if I was going to be able to feel the texture but WOW this thing is so unbelievably stimulating I will definitely be buying more. At $7 it just can't be beat, it is so discreet and the packaging is surprisingly durable as is the toy. I can see getting many uses out of it. I have two different quickshot sleeve textures for comparison, they're definitely made to be much more durable than this but I don't think I enjoy them this much. Highly Recommend." —Jason W.

    Get it from Amazon for $6.50+ (available in 23 texture options).

    19. The Puff compact suction vibrator — it's beloved by beginners and more experienced 'bators who enjoy riding the five intensities to climax over and over again. BTW, you should definitely rub-a-dub-dub your clit with this toy in the shower — trust me.

    Model holding green suction vibrator above mirror
    Model holding pink suction vibrator next to box
    Unbound

    It's me. I am 'bators. JK, but seriously — I love this toy. And every time I think another one has shown up to take its place, I am reminded by the compact size, easy handling, and very very discreet noise (when pressed against the body)...that this toy is my ride or die. I tell everyone I know, and now I'm telling you. Never used suction? Get the Puff. New to sex toys? Get the Puff. Just want to expand your ever-growing collection? Puff. If you need to know more about this sex toy and why I personally love it, make sure to read my Unbound Puff review.

    Promising reviews: "Listen. All I can say is…buy this immediately. I fell out of bed the first time I used it, saw god for the first time, and was convinced I broke my 🐈. 10/10! Also hella cute, charges fast, and you can take it in the shower! Perf for beginners <3" —kat

    "I’m new to the all of this. My friends literally raved about Puff for a year before I finally decided to get one. I did not know…I could feel like that. It is amazing. It took me some time to fully utilize the suction feature in the Puff, but the vibration itself is *chef's kiss*. I also used it once during sex with my boyfriend, and phew!!! I don’t even know if I have any words. Great for beginners!" —B.

    Get it from Unbound for $48 (available in quartz and mint).

    20. A spicy clit stimulator that'll put out the metaphorical fire in your loins with four vibrating speeds and two pulsation modes designed specifically to target your labia and clit. No more ignoring the rest of the vulva with this toy!

    Models holding red flame-shaped vibrator
    Vibrator next to box
    Smile Makers

    Promising reviews: "Pretty unique design, never seen one in this shape before and was pleasantly surprised. It's pretty delicate and can be used in many ways, works well and isn't very loud. Only thing is that batteries are not included, so remember to buy those beforehand. Very solid product overall." —Martina C.

    "Perfect if you really need the clit stimulation in order to cum, but also I really enjoyed the diameter of it because it could cover more ground, haha." —Sydney R.

    Get it from Smile Makers or Ulta for $60.

    21. A hand-sculpted artisan dildo, just perfect for play because of several design options, including gentle curves, a suction cup base, and a girth to make your eyes roll back. For under $100, the pleasure you'll get from one of these is practically a steal!

    Entire Avant collection of dildos with water droplets
    @blushglobal / Via www.instagram.com

    The pictured dildos and plugs are all part of Blush's Avant collection, with several representing the colors of a specific Pride flag for their uber-popular Pride collection. Each dildo is a different length and girth, so you literally can't go wrong. If you want more specifics on why these dildos are so perfect, check out my review on the Purple Rain D2 Avant dildo.

    Promising reviews: "Awesome awesome awesome! In LOVE. Great price, real silicone, no scent when you open the box. A super velvety touch too. Buy this — you won't regret it!" —AmazonFanGirl (on Summer Fling)

    "I love sex toys, this one is the newest one in my collection. This brand makes the most soft and sensational sex toys that I've ever used. The feel is wonderful to the skin and if you're looking for something more on the bigger side this is the right one for you. I generally prefer dildos with a more narrow head so if you're like me you may have a hard time (pun intended) getting this one in but I took on the challenge. I just had to get very lubricated and extra turned on in order to fit this big boy, but in the end I had that feeling of fullness that I was looking for accompanied by the amazing texture from the toy and ended up coming super hard and feeling completely satisfied. Highly recommend for that lonely weekend or with some fun with your partner. :)" —Satisfied customer (on Summer Fling)

    Get them from Amazon for $55.99+ (available in four styles and see the Pride collection for more).

    22. A transparent masturbator with a tight, convex textured interior that you can twist, stroke and watch yourself through until your seasonal hornies are sated.

    Model sticking fingers into transparent masturbator
    Front of masturbator with realistic details
    Model holding masturbator to display front and full length

    And yes, it's waterproof, so go ahead and play with it in the shower.

    Promising reviews: "This has been a fun addition to our tool box. The internal textures provide good sensations. The wife has enjoyed using it on me and watching me use it. The clear color gives it a very unassuming appearance, especially for those who are new to sex toys and may be a bit nervous." —Tommy D.

    "The silicone is silky smooth on this. The suction is great and the bumps inside create a great sensation. The only flaw, which isn't really a flaw, is that it's cold. You could solve this by soaking it in warm water first. It just takes a little pre-planning." —Krystal Rojas

    Get it from Amazon for $26.99 (available six styles).

    23. The Original Magic Wand that you can plug in right next to your heating blanket and enjoy continuous power of its two speeds, because according to reviewers that's all you need for this toy to satisfy.

    White wand vibrator next to blue box
    Amazon

    Just don't use it too long or leave it plugged in because it's prone to overheating.

    The OG Magic Wand is also formerly known as the Hitachi, just to avoid confusion. The same beloved classic is now available in Plus (an upgraded, corded version with multiple speeds), Rechargeable (cordless version with multiple speeds), and Mini (a travel-friendly, cordless version).

    Promising reviews: "Wow it definitely got me off more than few times, if you know what I mean. One dislike 👎:  it gets overheated if you was to use it for a long time." —Anastasia Parker (on original)

    "This is the trusted authentic Magic Wand, but can go cordless or use it while plugged in. It has very strong, rumbly vibrations. The higher settings get a bit fast, I like settings 2 and 3. It also has some patterns, if you like those. The silicone head can be cleaned with a soapy cloth, but be careful not to get the handle wet. If you prefer more targeted clit stimulation, note that this is wide and probably won't do the trick. But there are attachments you can get for that more targeted vibe. It's fun to put this against other toys to turn them into vibrators. Or try strapping it to a pillow and grinding on it. Wild ride indeed. Leaves me twitching for minutes after. The price was great compared to other retailers. Great deal if you're looking to get that classic wand experience." —Somtymes (on rechargeable)

    Get it from Amazon for $56.99+.

    24. The Thruster Mini Teddy vibrator, which has six powerful vibrating speeds (up to 125 strokes per minute) and 2.5 inches of thrusting action. BTW, it may be called "mini," but it's 9 inches long with 5 inches of insertable length.

    Woman holding purple realistic thrusting vibrator
    @velvetthruster / Via www.instagram.com

    BTW, my bestie has this toy and her main takeaway is that it's not mini, so do what you will with that information. It's also designed with a suction cup base for hands-free play.

    Promising review: "I’m very satisfied with this! I’m a man. Boyyy does it do wonders for the prostate. But I wish I really thought deeper about the size I was purchasing. The Mini is just that, mini. I prefer a bigger size for sure. It does do a good job though, I’m pleased." —Anonymous

    "OMG this thruster was amazing! I loved how it pulsed and changing positions with it was even better! At first yeah some lube does help but inserting it in my pussy and ass was fucking amazing, pardon my French! The only thing I wish it had was a remote and that’s it!" —Tori M. 

    Get it from Thruster for $182 (available in four colors).

    25. The ergonomic Kip lipstick vibrator by Dame designed with five powerful speeds, so you can enjoy pin-pointed clitoral stimulation from this small-but-mighty vibe and still stay cozy under your comforter.

    Model holding yellow and lavender lipstick vibrators
    @dameproducts / Via www.instagram.com

    Promising reviews: "The vibration patterns and settings on the kip are great for warming you up and making things interesting for couples' play. I like the kip because it is small enough to enjoy while playing with my partner or by myself. The shape works nicely to cup my clitoris during our sessions." —Charlotte G.

    "This little friend comes with quite the power. I was pleasantly surprised at the intensity of vibration levels. I loved the ease of use and the feel. Looking forward to heading on adventures with this one in tow." —Jovan S.

    Get it from Dame for $75 or Amazon for $95 (available in lavender and lemon).

    26. A stainless-steel dildo with curves that'll leave a permanent smile on your face. Why should your giftees be the only ones receiving this year? Splurge a little on yourself.

    At 7.5 inches long, this bulbous beauty steps into the ring and offers 2 pounds of weight for the full feeling your other toys might be missing.

    Promising review: "Product will make your partner squirt. I would recommend pairing this with a magic wand as well. Problem my girlfriend and I encountered is it’s actually too intense for her, and now she requires to be tied up, so I had to make a follow-up trip to Home Depot. Solid rating at 5/5, will spice up your intimacy time." —M. Allen

    Get it from Amazon for $72.

    27. The Iris, a durable, hand-crafted, glass plug which offers a weighted feeling and versatility during anal play, since it adapts incredibly well to temperature changes. (Run it under warm or cold water!)

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    Goodful Wellness

    This is from BuzzFeed's Goodful Wellness line! Since this plug is made of glass, it is compatible with any and all types of lubricants (we recommend silicone or hybrid lubes for anal play). While it's made from extremely strong borosilicate glass, so like you should with all glass toys, be sure to inspect the plug for chips and/or cracks before use.

    Get it from Hustler Hollywood or Goodful Wellness for $25.

    28. An evergreen leaf-shaped vibrator that offers broad stimulation even though the leaves outside have pretty much all fallen by now. But this one you can grind and play with until spring comes back!

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    This discreet vibe has six vibration speeds and four patterns for you to explore, whether you choose to lay on it, grind on it or use your hands to guide it around your favorite areas.

    Promising reviews: "Okay, so I've had this toy for quite a while, originally getting it for riding purposes. Unfortunately though the vibe wasn't strong enough for my satisfaction that way. However, last night I discovered that it's little tip is PERFECT for feeling like a tongue on my clit and omg it's been an excellent few orgasms since. Highly recommend, especially for the price!" —Lena

    "Small, mighty, and does the job. Easy to hold, charge lasts a long time. Absolutely perfect for those that like to grind. Worked well while lying on my back, and with the right pillows and props works fantastic riding on top of it. For this price I consider it a steal." —Katie

    Get it from Enby for $29 or Amazon for $29.99.

    Enby is a Black/Trans-owned company that believes all bodies deserve affirmation and pleasure by providing an online sex toy shopping experience that's comfortable and inclusive.

    29. An open-ended masturbator ready to take penis play to the next level with 12 vibration settings and an optional lid for customized sensations. Stroke your way into the new year after being the best Santa ever for your loved ones.

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    Promising reviews: "Got this because my head can get sensitive. So being able to go all the way through is perfect. It gives a nice tight grip. Vibrations come through great. Absolutely amazing and one of my favorite toys now." —Shawn

    "Product is a ton of fun. Lots of vibration variables. I don’t know if it’s great if you have an XL member. But it worked fine for mine. Still a tight fit though lol. All in all a great fun inexpensive product for your solo 'bate." —Damien Nova

    Get it from Amazon for $29.99.

    30. Unbound's Clutch, a dual-stimulating vibrator designed with a wide ergonomic handle for effortless use and positioning, so you can find the perfect angle to enjoy it. Did I mention it has dual motors, so the internal and external arms can be controlled individually and offer up to 120 setting combinations? Well, now you know.

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    Unbound

    The internal arm has a rumbly thrusting motion with five intensity and five speed settings. The external arm boasts seven vibration intensities and five speed settings. Each can be controlled by its own individual button. And of course, in true Unbound fashion, this vibe is waterproof.

    I've never had a thrusting toy before, but one of my besties raves about hers. And of course, rabbit vibrators can be difficult to line up with your anatomy and not a one-size-fits-all option. But Unbound is all about making sure their toys are accessible for both able-bodied and disabled users, so Clutch has a lot more flexibility to play with than other rabbits. Now, I love dual stimulation, but for me, the thrusting function is the best part of this toy. Chef's kiss, spot on stimulation — I definitely explore the different thrusting modes more than I do the external arm, they are that good. The clitoral stim is great too, typical vibrating settings, but I've found that it doesn't apply a lot of pressure without some manual help (because not all rabbits are perfect). But once I have it lined up, it's off to a whole new world for me. Make sure to pair it with lube, of course.

    Promising reviews: "I have a few other rabbit-style vibrators and expected this to feel much the same. Well, I was wrong. It is a completely different feel and awesome addition to my collection! The vibrations and waves are unlike anything else that I have and great for switching things up!" —Taylor R.

    Get it from Unbound or Amazon for $98 (available in mint/sea and quartz/coral).

    Just be happy your fireplace can't look at you like this when you stop enjoying the aesthetic and turn the focus to yourself:

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