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1. A glow-in-the-dark mini wand vibrator with seven patterns and 10 intensity levels, so you can whip up a cauldron full of orgasms under the harvest moon.
Promising reviews: "Feels great, good patterns, glow-in-the-dark stars are cute." —Anonymous
"You will not be disappointed! This mini wand is perfect in every way, its overall size makes it perfect to travel with or to use in partner play for a little extra stimulation. Delivers mind-blowing climaxes using surprisingly strong vibrations. It’s a must-have to add to the toy box!" —Katie J.
Get it from Lovehoney for $29.99 (originally $49.99).
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2. A Frankenstein dildo for every mad scientist or anyone who has the hots for Mary Shelley's tragic creature.
This creature is a little over 3 inches wide and 11 inches from base to tip with an insertable length of 10 inches.
Get it from Fleshlight for $74.95.
3. A dapper suction vibrator that can double as a simple and sophisticated penguin costume, like March of the Penguins or Happy Feet but with an X-rated ending.
Promising review: "WOW. I was not going to write a review. I’ve had this for a little while now and use it a couple times a week. Every time I use this it’s like magic. It can get me to orgasm several times within a short amount of time. I truly did time it, and I reached orgasm five times within 20 minutes. Then I hopped in the shower and after I washed and conditioned my hair and let myself cool down a little bit I decided to try it again, purely for scientific research 😉 I came once and then when I used it again I had multiple orgasms within minutes of each other. It was truly ecstasy. It’s the only way to explain it. I mean this little guy is truly magical! To me nothing can replace my husband, his touch, kisses and his D but damn. When he’s not home and I’m feeling lonely this little guy sure does the trick and QUICK. I’m so happy I bought this!" —Natalie
Get it from Amazon for $42.95.
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4. A girthy tentacle dildo with a length of 8.7 inches and a maximum diameter of 3.3 inches. At 1.1 lbs of silicone, is this what it feels like to be devoured by the Kraken????
This one has a suction base for hands-free play and a tapered design for easy insertion.
Promising reviews: "Bought this for the wife as the internet is full of people using similar ones on cam. Little did I know that I would become obsolete within minutes of opening the package. All I see now is a rainbow tentacle just hanging from her private part just like some sort of alien horror movie. She has good things to say all around about this thing, more so than my daily work efforts to provide food for the family." —R. Alpizar
"I am a straight guy and fly solo on stuff like this. Wow, what a rush! The suction cup is perfect, this thing won't fall off a good contact surface and you can keep coming back time and again. The 'user manual' says for your health please don't overuse this product. What? I'm going to wear the tentacles right off this baby, I assure you! Four thumbs up!" —Allan J.
Get it from Amazon for $29.99+ (available in three colors).
5. The Princette Puppypuss by Cute Little Fuckers, which is designed for dabbling in butt stuff or exploring those erogenous zones with the tapered legs of this miniature Kraken-like creature.
This petite little toy is 1.7 inches in diameter and 2.8 inches high.
Promising reviews: "I love this vibe! I've been looking for something cute and rechargeable with multiple settings. I mainly use them as a bullet but I'm sure folks who like butt stuff will love them as well. Also, the silicone texture is just wonderful and I like to stim with it. This might end up being my go-to vibe for a good while. :)" —A.F.
"I absolutely love this product. The vibration on it was stronger than I expected, and it's super easy to wash. It's cute enough that I just leave it on my nightstand like a little piece of art." —O.D.
Get it from Cute Little Fuckers for $69 (available in purple and platinum).
Cute Little Fuckers is a queer-owned small business that features (some very adorable) creature-inspired sex toys, making them less intimidating and more versatile to everyone’s needs.
6. Yorick, the gothic femur bone dildo that's just over 7.5 inches and handmade with premium silicone, so you have a body-safe and satisfying romp. This big ol' insertable toy has a max. circumference of 7.5 inches and brings a whole new meaning to the term "boner."
Promising reviews: "10/10!!!! I've always wanted a bone of my own and this thing is exactly that while still being discreet enough that I can accidentally leave it lying around without raising too many eyebrows. A wonderful addition to my collection. Thank you so much!" —DiversaNulla
"Exactly as ordered! The shape is fantastic, the one end makes for an excellent handle while the other hits all the right spots." —Krysten Pound
Get it from Your Vagesty's Kingdom on Etsy for $75.
Your Vagesty's Kingdom is a woman- and queer-owned Memphis-based boutique that creates body-safe pleasure products and accessories.
7. A vibrant butt plug attached to an even more vibrant 19-inch unicorn tail, so you can be a unicorn in the streets and in the sheets.
8. Or a classic spade-shaped butt plug that's decorated with a pink tail, so you could step out on Halloween in an adult interpretation of My Little Pony.
9. A freaky open-ended Quickshot masturbator by Fleshlight that has both an alien mouth and butthole, so you can pick your poison.
Though short, the textured interior of this sleeve will deliver a feeling that's out of this world.
Promising reviews: "I got it for more of the gimmick and the look over anything. But that doesn’t mean it can’t do its job. It’s a quick shot what can you expect, gotta be imaginative and it’s good." —Malik N.
"I got this and the Freaks Alien Queen Fleshlight. Let me tell you I didn't think I would enjoy it as much as I do, but it's like you have two toys in one because the feeling is different because it has two different openings. If you don't like seeing your member poke out when using this then this definitely isn't for you but it's easy to take care of and fairly dried up quicker when you're cleaning it. The look of the lips drive me insane so I had to get this one. Highly recommend if you can get it." —Ramon S.
Get it from Fleshlight for $39.95.
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10. A unique cushion designed with contoured tips for an extra-stimulating sensation and that you can ride bareback like a domesticated Godzilla or something.
This toy is made of supple silicone and stretches to fit a variety of dildo bases up to 3.25" W.
Promising reviews: "Works great with a harness and pretty much any strap-on dildo my partner and I own. Would highly recommend. Easy clean and came exactly as described. Super-soft material. 5/5." —Jacquie
"This made the base of so many dildos much more pleasurable to me! I use it with and without the harness...sometimes I will put it on the base of a dildo that I am using manually and then grind against it. Great stimulation!" —Blank
Get it from Wet For Her for $35.95 (originally $39.95; available in black or blue).
11. A sleek wand constructed from durable glass for an extra-satisfying massage inside and out. Plus, there's a unique pink handle that's like your own personal sex life sigil.
This pleasure wand is 8.4" long with an insertable length of 6.5". Its graduated beads range from 1.12"–1.32" wide. Topper options include a heart, star, moon, and bear head. QTNA: Is Sailor Moon a witch, because this wand is giving me all kinds of feelz.
Promising reviews: "This is my FAVORITE toy. Great for vaginal and anal. It's super easy to clean and feels amazing. Not much more I need to say!" —lolisunkiss
"I really like this item. Super pretty for one, love that there's different toppers. This is my first time having one and it feels 100 times better than silicone or jelly. No regrets!" —NickalaAngel
Get it from Amazon for $14.85+ (available in four styles).
12. An 11.5" body-safe fisting toy that's realistic in size and shape, and only gets weird when you think about the fact that it's a dismembered arm...but like, it'll reach your sweet spot.
Promising reviews: "Here let me give you a hand with that.... Overall great quality, soft, bendable, and gives you an incredible full feeling if you're into this kind of thing. It is pretty much a full-size woman's hand, definitely not for the beginner." —Matt162
"Perfect for a kinky experience that can, after practice, open new realms of pleasure and fantasy. Firm, but the fingers are flexible enough to be comfortable even during rough use. The 'duckbill' design is easier to tolerate than the closed fist models." —R. Adams
Get it from Amazon for $19.77+ (available in three colors).
13. A sleek silicone butt plug attached to a fluffy bunny tail, in case you want to be House Bunny or a Playboy Bunny or a sexy March Hare or something.
Promising review: "By far one of my favorite accessories! Not too big or too small. Soft to the touch for inserting. Very comfortable once in. Pair with a collar, ears and cosplay and you have one sexy bunny!" —Samantha Bryson
Get it from Amazon for $14.95 (available in black and purple).
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14. The Fleshlight Freaks Reaper, which is a horrifying version of everyone's favorite masturbator with a unique opening that leads to a ribbed and rippled sleeve for a spooky, but satisfying stroke session.
Promising review: "Not at all as scary a it looks. Reaper is very comfortable, and starts off feeling kinda squishy, but very sensational. You'll be done soon." —Dave O.
Get it from Fleshlight for $79.95.
15. The Trinity (and her partners, Tripp and Trine), a creature dildo that puts a unique spin on classic sex toys — with three waterproof heads and detailed smiling faces, these three are sure to rock your world.
Trinity has five vibrating speeds and vibrating modes and the bullet vibrator is removable for versatile use as a dildo.
Promising review: "I LOVE Trinity, and am so happy with my purchase. As soon as I saw the listing I knew this trio of sexy, happy friends had to be mine. Beautifully made and designed, and cute enough (as well as discreet, depending on the type of person you are) to be left out on the bedside table when not in use, which I totally do! Trinity, Tripp, and Trine's smiles give me a lift whenever I look at them. They help remind me to take time for myself and my body. One thing about use is definitely be gentle if insertion is your thing. The details of the little horns on Trinity's head do have a different feel inside your body from a perfectly smooth vibrator. Go slow and take your time. Also, it's good to take extra care while cleaning after play. Because of the sculptural detail, there's more nooks and crannies where fluids and germs could be left behind. I don't mind it at all though. Love taking care of my new friends. ;D" —LJ Woolcock
Get it from Cute Little Fuckers for $89 (available in teal and indigo).
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16. A 40-inch devil tail with attached butt plug to complement your devil-may-care attitude.
Besides sizing, plug options include metal or silicone and can be attached to the plug or detachable for simple cleaning.
Promising review: "The tail is beautiful and very huge! I got the detachable plug as well. It’s very long so plan to not walk much, wear large heels, or use fishing wire to hold the end up. Also this shipped very fast and came in a wonderful bag with a separate smaller bag for the plug itself." —Anastasia Snow
Get it from Okova on Etsy for $74.99+ (available without plug, metal or silicone and three sizes).
Okova is based in Minneapolis and specializes in customized tail butt plugs and ears.
17. A premium silicone dildo created with a design that's literally decaying...but shoutout to this zombie for packing 8 inches and wanting more than just "brains."
Promising reviews: "The texture had me climaxing within seconds which is unique because its technically a decaying penis but it feels pretty good. I wish the insertion length was shorter IMO." —Alejandro A.
Get it from Fleshlight for $74.95.
18. A flexible 10-inch silicone dildo inspired by an octopus tentacle for a unique texture and feeling during use.
This is a very pretty toy and it also has a convenient suction cup base for sturdy, hands-free play.
Promising review: "If you're looking for a toy that will intensify sensations as well as leave an impression, then look right here. Right out of the box, I was amazed and quickly decided to try it out. It feels amazing with plenty of texture from its design to replicate the tentacle of an octopus. There's a suction cup on the bottom so when placed, it won't move out of position which is so helpful when using it solo. The color is fantastic and sensations are out of this world. I highly recommend it to anyone wanting to update their toy stash or for the newbie to the world of pleasure toys." —MsPatty
Get it from Amazon for $37.99+ (available in monster red and octopus blue).
19. A remote-controlled vibrating butt plug decorated with a leopard tail and matching ears that'll complete your kinky leopard or Josie and the Pussycats dolls costume.
Also, not only does the plug vibrate, the tail wags!
Promising review: "This gets 5 stars, product works well. The remote does not turn on the tail. The plug/tail must be turned on first, then the remote can pause it change the vibration mode or tail movement. You can choose to do either or both at the same time. Note if you have trouble finding the charging port for the usb charger it is on the plug located where it says DC. The port is a little hidden and appears to be covered this is intentional if you push a little you can feel where it goes in to charge." —Mr. E
Get it from Amazon for $49.34.
20. As a bonus, if you're really bad at planning costumes or truly throwing in the towel: consider carrying along this popular confetti dildo, which could go with a clown, sprinkle donut, cupcake or even the right fairy costume.
All you need is a white tee, tissue paper and a glue gun.
Promising reviews: "This one is so fun hehe. It's like a birthday cake peen 😂 So easy to clean and not too big or complicated. The suction cup is really powerful LOL. I really recommend it." —Krystle Byrd
"It literally sticks to anything, even matte painted walls. I should have bought a size smaller. I think “biggest is best” philosophy didn’t work for me personally. The product is cute too and the rainbow confetti is fun. 🌈✨" —Psyannide
Get it from Amazon for $21.99.
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