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1. Meet Uldred, the elder dragon. This customizable fantasy dildo ranges from 6.5 inches to 11 inches, depending on what fits your fancy — not to mention, it's 2.4 inches wide at its largest point.
Also available with a fade, marbled, two-tone and blended design.
Promising review: "I absolutely love it. The material feels great and my only regret is not buying another!" —choco bean
Get it from Kreature Toys on Etsy for $46.39+ (available in four sizes and three firmnesses).
Kreature Toys is a queer-owned and -operated small business based in Michigan that creates customized, platinum silicone fantasy sex toys.
2. A ribbed dildo inspired by the most powerful of fantasy creatures: the dragon. This dildo comes in a range of sizes from 7 inches to 12.4 (insertable: 9.6) and has a scaled brimstone base.
Get it from Sinnovator on Etsy for $96.24+ (available in 27 colors with six base options).
Sinnovator is a UK-based sex boutique offering premium-quality, hand-crafted fantasy sex toys.
3. A liquid silicone dildo boasting a realistic, but dragon-inspired design with ridges and bumps for you to feel with every insertable inch (7.4 inches, FYI). Not to mention, it's waterproof, flexible, and has a suction cup base to make sure it stays put.
Promising reviews: "This dildo is high quality, especially when considering how affordable it is. The veins and other feature are well-defined, giving the toy a good texture. Paired with a good lube, insertion was smooth. Cleaning the toy is simple and it doesn't hold onto odors like some others do. Would recommend!" —Clint
"Very nice quality, and a sturdy nonporous material, albeit a little bit large and soft for my liking, this isn't an issue with the product and moreso personal preference. It may take some working up to and can be a little bit of a task to insert, but this is half the fun too! Overall I'd recommend this product to anyone who's looking to add something a little more wild to their collection, and size queens everywhere." —Jasper G.
Get it from Amazon for $27.99.
4. Meng by Bad Dragon, a fully customizable dildo boasting a detailed dragon design that can fully be stuffed inside of you, allowing you to feel its scaled texture.
Get it from Bad Dragon for $65+ (available in 36 color options).
Bad Dragon was born out of a strong desire for a greater selection of fantasy toys to be made available to everyone. Bad Dragon's main mission is to do their part in "making fantasies real" for individuals who want to indulge in their fantasies a little more deeply.
5. A curvy textured dildo that could (obviously) only belong to a dragon with a six-pack...I mean, this dragon obviously lays the pipe better than the rest.
Promising reviews: "The Dragon King lived up to his name!! This beautiful toy is filled with scale style bumps and ridges, just as you would expect from a real dragon!! He is also quite girthy and deliciously so! This is a perfect toy if you want to feel full! Also the curve.. Oh that curve!! After only a few strokes with the Dragon King, I was a total hot mess! He is the perfect shape for targeted gspot stimulation. The colours I chose perfectly reflected the fantasy dragon of my dreams! I reviewed this toy using my new Liberator Bonbon toy mount and I can easily this is a serious winner for literally 'Riding the Dragon'! Also special thanks to Kodi for helping me with any questions about the toys!" —Alana Grace Hardiman
"LET ME TELL YOU. I've been shopping around, I'm a picky af person, like painfully so to myself and others, so I've been eyeing this bad boy for a while, and the custom color options/patterns, that definitely got my imagination going. I was a bit intimidated by the larger head to shaft ratio, but now I know that it's the best feature next to the textured shaft the firmness is perfect. I was able to get it Vac-U-Lock compatible so my partner and I could have *le sexy times* and I think she likes to bully me with it now. This toy had me seeing stars. We both love it and hope to get more in the future." —Amanda Durant
Get it from Angry Llama UK on Etsy for $59.32+ (available in 28 color combinations).
Angry Llama is a UK-based sex toy boutique that specializes in platinum silicone fantasy sex toys, including dildos, ovipositors, and masturbators.
6. An ogre dragon dildo designed with a "come hither" motion and delicately scaled for your pleasure. This toy is giving me major...Shrek multiverse vibes?
Promising review: "I only have positive things to say! It arrived super quickly even though it was around Christmas time, the packaging was very discreet and sturdy. When I opened the box I was blow away by how beautiful it is! It's a work of art, pictures really don't do it justice. The colors are vibrant and look nice together and a red shimmer just makes it even more special. I love how very detailed the sculpt is, the scaly upper side and smooth underside provides very different sensations, it's exactly what I was looking for. The bag is very nice too, I wish more sellers would include one. Definitely would order again!" —Noodles Dragon
"This is easily the cutest stinkin' toy I've ever owned, omg! And the silicone has such a fun texture with just enough slip, but not to the point where it's sliding out of my hand. The weight is nice too, like, it doesn't feel like a hassle pulling it out of the drawer, but it also attaches itself pretty well to any surface I put it on. All-in-all it's a very good product!" —Ayeng Augustin
Get it from Love Smiths Toys on Etsy for $62.07+ (available in four colorways and three sizes).
Love Smiths is a small business based in France that creates unique, hand-crafted fantasy sex toys for everyone, with a goal of promoting gender equality and eco-friendliness.
7. A textured dragon ovipositor dildo that comes with three silicone eggs for anyone who's wanted to feel the rush of laying an egg. You can *literally* become mother of dragons.
Just FYI, an ovipositor definitely requires lube, so check out this round-up of the best lubes to use...and make sure to pick a water-based or hybrid option, to keep your toy in its best condition!
Promising review: "Not my first time purchasing from this store, and every time I have everything has been absolutely astounding. So far meeting my expectations! I knew it was a massive toy based on the seller pics, but I still was a bit overconfident lol. Still a fantastic purchase! If you're worried about the size, you can always start with just the eggs and work those into you, and transition from that to the tip of the ovipositor itself! Everyone has their own methods, however, so just do what feels right to you!" —Meredith kushpa
"This was my first time using an ovipositor and while it was a little on the big side, I absolutely loved it! Gorgeous colors and met all of my expectations. Thank you so much!" —Selena Fox
Get it from Fantasticocks on Etsy for $99 with eggs or $70 without eggs (available in 45+ color combinations).
Fantasticocks is a woman- and queer-owned sex boutique based in Ohio, creating premium-quality silicone sex toys designed for all bodies and desires.
8. The tongue of a dragon named Winston, which combines the delectableness of a dildo with a tapered, 5-inch tongue that can be enjoyed internally or externally for realistic licking sensations.
Get it from Bad Dragon for $85+ (available in 32 color options).
9. OR, take it up a notch with this petite tongue dildo that's compatible with your favorite bullet vibrator so you can add some rumbles and get a little freaky with this fantasy.
This sweet-talking dragon is 4" long with an insertion length of 2.8 inches and a shaft diameter of 1.24 inches. I'm not knocking it without trying it, but does anyone else think that oral from a dragon would get a little hot...literally?
Get it from Bad Dragon for $40 (only available in surprise colors).
10. Indra the Dragon dildo, from the makers of the über-popular Pisces the Merman dildo, which is designed with a 7-inch insertable length, a girthy knot in the middle and scales along the side for texture. This might be one dragon that'll slay you instead.
Since this is a bigger dildo than most, make sure to stay prepared with a water-based or hybrid lube and check out this round-up of the best anal lubes if you plan on playing with the backdoor!
Promising review: "Looks beautiful and feels amazing! I asked the artist to replicate the coloring used in the photos, and it is even more gorgeous in person, deep and rich colors with a lovely sparkly shimmer. The knot provides a great full feeling while the all-over lightly textured surface enhances sensation without fear of abrasion. I am glad the usable section isn't any longer (and that the artist helpfully lists the usable length of each piece). This is the fourth item I've bought from this seller, and it certainly won't be the last!" —Tammy Sheidecker
"Basically the best dildo I’ve ever had, and a lot of what I’ve owned were made by Bad Dragon. Super customized, silicone is very soft and very sturdy, making it perfect. Shape is great and colors came out vibrant. This could easily double as a coffee table art piece when it isn’t being used." —Cait
Get it from Fantasticocks on Etsy for $78 (available in 45+ color combinations).
11. A hand-made dragon-inspired dildo designed with a girthy knot just before you hit the scaly suction cup base of its 5.5-inch insertable length.
Get it from Knotty Boy Toys on Etsy for $74.94.
Knotty Boy Toys is a Vancouver-based, queer-owned small business that features handcrafted silicone sex toys.
12. A vibrant dragon dildo that belongs to a creature unlike anything seen before. We can all agree...this is a dragon, right?
Promising review: "Probably one of the most unique and thickest sex toys I own. To be honest almost perfect in every way. I gave 5 stars because it exceeded the description. It is exactly how described but much better than I thought it would be. You will not be disappointed. Squishy enough to feel great, stiff enough for riding. Perfect texture for G-spot. Just do it." —Charmz4him
"Very smooth but not pliable in the skin itself. More girthy than you’re anticipating so it could be a work-up-to-it toy. And h-e-a-v-y. Good suction (we stuck it to the table, the wall, and the tub to amuse ourselves). Not overtly long but the ridges and bumps are placed well-spaced for what anatomy they will stimulate while inserted/removed." —Kay P.
Get it from Amazon for $38.97.
13. A dragon claw dildo with a bumpy, ribbed shaft and a generous curve to reach your favorite spot. BTW, just because it's called a dragon claw — this dildo is 8 or 9 inches long from the skull-studded base to the dragon tip.
Promising review: "Item was very good quality and dispatched amazingly fast, especially for something custom made to order. The marbling was pretty, and well done, and I adore the skulls along the bottom. The mould itself is also super, super fun. Thank you to the seller as well for keeping in contact. Will definitely consider buying from you again." —Meghan Sullivan
Get it from Mythical Toy Creations on Etsy for $79.11+ (available in four styles and 31 colors).
Mythical Toys is a woman-owned, UK-based online boutique that sells fantasy sex toys to enhance sexual desires.
14. A lil' sea dragon in case you like things to get a little wet — this mini dildo is designed as a lube applicator, so you can use it to prep for a larger sex toy or enjoy it alone for a messy, feel-good time.
This toy includes a syringe and 2-oz. travel lube.
Get it from Bad Dragon for $40+ (available in 24 color options).
If dragons aren't your vibe, definitely check out this roundup of fantasy sex toys! And if you want to find the perfect position or indulge a little further, here's a list of must-have sex furniture to help you do it.
You, the first time you use your new(est) dragon dildo:
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