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1. A pre-heating G-spot vibrator created with a bit of fairy dust and a flexible head to reach all your favorite spots.
2. Or a thrusting vibrator designed with a gently curved tip and six automatic-thrusting modes, so you can get off with a simple wave of this ~wand~.
3. The award-winning Ika tentacle dildo that's completely customizable with over two dozen color options and five sizes to choose from, so this could be the tentacle of like a tiny, sexy sea monster to the ship-devouring mythical Kraken — your choice.
4. A squishy, silicone Kegel egg designed for use with an ovipositor, for Kegel exercises, or even as a stress ball.
5. An ogre-inspired masturbator designed with two different-sized holes to slip into and enjoy a pleasurable, tight squeeze.
6. A curvaceous tentacle dildo created with luxurious glass (perfect for temperature play!) and rippled with texture that delivers a delectable feeling no matter what orifice.
7. A customizable silicone grinder offered in whimsical color mixes and designed with silicone ridges created with over 80 individual nubs that stimulate.
8. A fantasy butt plug shaped like a stinger, but delivering a pinch of pleasure instead.
A tapered tip allows for effortless insertion before giving way to a plump, fulfilling shaft designed with three ribbed rings, so you can take things slow.
Promising review: "The only way I recommend getting stung. Fits perfectly and is well-flared. Love the coloration. My new favorite plug. Shipped sooner than expected as well." —shauntwo
Wandering Bard Toys is a California-based, queer- and family-owned sex-positive boutique creating monster, fantasy and D&D-inspired sex toys and dildos.
9. The Starsi vibrator, which combines function with full-on adorableness with its supple silicone design and unique star shape that curves and clings all over for out-of-this-world sensations.
10. The Trinity (and her partners Tripp and Trine), which puts a unique spin on the classic vibrator with detailed smiling faces and a waterproof design...these three are sure to rock your world.
11. The Poly Pack by Cute Little Fuckers featuring the Trinity, Starsi and Princette vibrators. Each toy is individually packaged, so you can keep all your goodies for yourself or spread the love.
12. The best-selling Pisces The Merman dildo that encapsulates the soft, sensitive and sensible personality we all know and love — not to mention, this one delivers a sort of sensual seduction hard to find on dry land.
13. A dragon muzzle masturbation sleeve designed with a stimulating textured "throat" with ridges and grooves that'll leave you slain.
14. A curvy clitoral stimulator with nonrealistic design and combination of powerful vibrations and Sonic Pulse Technology, so you end up having a whale of a time.
The G-Spa might be a whale, it could also be a bird, but whatever creature it's inspired by it's blowing users minds with it's hybrid suction and vibration modes.
Promising review: "I have to say, as cute as this little toy is, it really packs some power behind it. It comes packaged very well, and would definitely make an excellent gift. The item itself has a nice velvety feel to it, with a very unique shape. I love that the sucking and vibrating feature are controlled separately, since after all, you can only use one at a time. The charger is very cool, and different from others. I'm happy to know it won't be difficult to find. Overall, this is a great product. I highly recommend this for women, men, or couples together!" —Nikki
Get it from Amazon for $89 (available in three colors).
15. A silicone fantasy dildo inspired by a praying mantis / AI drone hybrid because there is no limit to the imagination or to how one wants indulge in pleasure (so long as it's consensual and cruelty-free).
16. A dragon knot sex toy that can be used as both a cock ring, FTM stroker or a bumper, to help make sex less painful and more enjoyable.
17. A flexible 10-inch silicone dildo with spiralized ribbing for a unique texture and feeling during use.
19. An app-controlled, monster-inspired vibrator designed with eight pre-set vibrations, but you can use the app and gesture to create your own vibration patterns.
20. The Princette Puppypuss by Cute Little Fuckers that is designed for dabbling in butt stuff or exploring those erogenous zones with the tapered legs of this versatile toy.
21. A dragon egg butt plug created with intricate detail and a 2-inch diameter at the tapered tip. You too, can be Mother of Dragons.
22. A petite tongue dildo that's compatible with your favorite bullet vibrator so you add some rumbles and get a little freaky with this fantasy.
This sweet-talking dragon is 4" L with an insertion length of 2.8 inches and a shaft diameter of 1.24 inches. I'm not knocking it without trying it, but does anyone else think that oral from a dragon would get a little hot...literally?
Get it from Bad Dragon for $40 (only available in surprise colors).