If you've seen Bridgerton, then you're likely more than aware of Duke Simon "You Do Touch Yourself" Basset: Regé-Jean Page.
Well, Regé-Jean hosted Saturday Night Live last night, and his opening monologue was, quite frankly, everything most Bridgerton fans dream of: incredibly horny.
One of my personal favorite moments came when Regé-Jean was trying to convince everyone that he's just a regular ol' incredibly hot guy.
Which led to the moment where my soul left my body:
You know, like:
It was, in a word, magnificent.
I then promptly became every one of these women:
But wait! That is not all! Regé-Jean can SING!
Naturally, the internet was highly erotically charged:
In short, I am the woman who screamed "YES!" when Regé-Jean asked this question: