Regé-Jean Page's "SNL" Opening Monologue Had Everyone Feeling Some Kind Of Way
Someone get me a glass of water.
If you've seen Bridgerton, then you're likely more than aware of Duke Simon "You Do Touch Yourself" Basset: Regé-Jean Page.
He is so attractive, I feel like I cannot look directly at him, and I say that in total sincerity.
Well, Regé-Jean hosted Saturday Night Live last night, and his opening monologue was, quite frankly, everything most Bridgerton fans dream of: incredibly horny.
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One of my personal favorite moments came when Regé-Jean was trying to convince everyone that he's just a regular ol' incredibly hot guy.
Which led to the moment where my soul left my body:
You know, like:
This screenshot admittedly does not do justice to the original.
It was, in a word, magnificent.
No thoughts, just Regé-Jean Page saying “I burn for you”🥵 #snl
I then promptly became every one of these women:
But wait! That is not all! Regé-Jean can SING!
Regé-Jean Page, the gift that keeps on giving 🤤 #snl
Naturally, the internet was highly erotically charged:
I think we can all agree that Regé-Jean Page #SNL
Why can rege jean page sing too........... hasnt he been given enough
regé-jean page: “hi my name is re-“ all the women in the audience: #SNL
I haven’t heard a louder Saturday Night Live audience. They’re vocalizing the entire country’s feelings about Rege-Jean Page. #snl
The moment Rege-Jean Page started singing during his SNL monologue.
Nobody: The #SNL crowd every time Regé-Jean Page opens his mouth:
In short, I am the woman who screamed "YES!" when Regé-Jean asked this question:
