Style·Updated on Oct 13, 202117 Of The Worst Sexy Amazon Halloween Costumes, RankedOn a scale of 1–10, I feel -3 horny.by Natasha JokicBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink It's spooky SZN, baby! And you know what that means. It's time to prepare the ~hottest~ of Halloween costumes. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Paramount Pictures Personally, I aim to go as a sexy shark this year. However, there are just some costumes that take the "sexy" thing a tad too far. Here are some of the worst hot Halloween looks I found on Amazon, ranked from bad to terrible: 17. Sexy Jigsaw (?): Amazon / Via amazon.com Oh, on the one hand, this clown costume is pretty cute. On the other hand, the title of the product says, "Let's Play a Game," which makes me think of Saw? So why does it look like a sexy Pennywise? Am I a moron? All great questions. 16. Sexy SWAT Officer: Amazon / Via amazon.com Cop costumes are a big nay from me in general but this one is just lazy! You can't just write the word of what you are on a costume and expect it to be a costume! 15. Sexy Freddy Krueger: Amazon / Via amazon.com Does anyone else think that this model looks a bit like Megan Fox? I mean, not IDENTICAL or anything, but enough that she'd really nail the Jennifer's Body white dress look? No? Anyway... 14. Sexy Muppet: Amazon / Via amazon.com Smack my ass like a drum, Animal! 13. Sexy Mime: Amazon / Via amazon.com I have no words. 12. Sexy Golfer: Amazon / Via amazon.com Tee-rifying. 11. Sexy Blind Mouse: Amazon / Via amazon.com This is almost completely irrelevant but I have a fake Insta account that only has one pic of the three blind mice from Shrek on it and I still got one of those scam DMs that was like, "We love your style, we'd love to collab..." 10. Sexy Tin Man: Amazon / Via amazon.com I've personally always thought a fatal flaw in The Wizard of Oz is the lack of horniness. 9. Sexy Jolly Rancher: Amazon / Via amazon.com I'm not American so I don't really know what Jolly Ranchers are. So I asked my coworker how she felt about this image and she replied, "It makes me feel very unwell." 8. Sexy Harry Potter: Amazon / Via amazon.com I originally thought this was a mere "sexy schoolgirl" costume. I was wrong, as this is CLEARLY a "Brave Magical Student." What does that wand do? 7. Sexy Minion Costume: Amazon / Via amazon.com At this point, I am basically immune to any weird shit Minions can throw in my general direction. However, the product title of "Sexy Sinful and Sassy Subordinate" is sending me. 6. Sexy Pumpkin: Amazon / Via amazon.com Okay, this is more pumpkin-themed than pumpkin costume but I encourage you to think about whether it would be better or worse for the pie to go at the front or back. 5. Sexy Tarzan: Amazon / Via amazon.com One four-star review simply reads, "Wife likes me in it." 4. Sexy Hamilton: Amazon / Via amazon.com Lin-Manuel MiranDAMN hahahhahahahhahaa kill me. 3. Sexy Genie: Amazon / Via amazon.com Blah, blah, sure this is a bit "funny" but they did not have to go so hard with the smoke. 2. Sexy Business Lady: Amazon / Via amazon.com This is what feminism has been for, fellow girlbosses. 1. Sexy Native American: Amazon / Via amazon.com Please stop doing this. Anyway, off I go to try and cleanse my Amazon recommended list from this cursed experiment.