17 Of The Worst Sexy Amazon Halloween Costumes, Ranked

    On a scale of 1–10, I feel -3 horny.

    It's spooky SZN, baby! And you know what that means. It's time to prepare the ~hottest~ of Halloween costumes.

    However, there are just some costumes that take the "sexy" thing a tad too far. Here are some of the worst hot Halloween looks I found on Amazon, ranked from bad to terrible:

    17. Sexy Jigsaw (?):

    A white leotard with red pom poms down the center

    16. Sexy SWAT Officer:

    A black bodycon dress with body harness details that says "SWAT" over the chest

    15. Sexy Freddy Krueger:

    A torn red and brown knit dress with a hat and long fingers

    14. Sexy Muppet:

    A torn shirt with the face of Monster from "The Muppets" with a short tutu

    13. Sexy Mime:

    Latex buttoned hot pants with a striped crop top

    12. Sexy Golfer:

    A light low cut vest and short skirt with a preppy print

    11. Sexy Blind Mouse:

    A bodycon dress with a tail, ears, and giant sunglasses

    10. Sexy Tin Man:

    Short foil dress with pointed details and a decorative axe

    9. Sexy Jolly Rancher:

    A ruffled dress that says "Jolly Rancher"

    8. Sexy Harry Potter:

    Lacy underwear with a Gryffindor tie and braces

    7. Sexy Minion Costume:

    Very short overalls with a bright t-shirt and goggles

    6. Sexy Pumpkin:

    A vest top that says "If you like my pumpkins you should see my pie" with a pair of shorts that says "pie"

    5. Sexy Tarzan:

    A piece of leopard print cloth covering a man's crotch

    4. Sexy Hamilton:

    A skin-tight take on a traditional founding fathers' look, complete with sweetheart neckline and thigh-high boots

    3. Sexy Genie:

    A man wearing a genie lamp around his waist that says "rub me!"

    2. Sexy Business Lady:

    A waistcoat, paired with a thong and suspenders

    1. Sexy Native American:

    A suede-looking dress with beading and tassels

    Anyway, off I go to try and cleanse my Amazon recommended list from this cursed experiment.