Dax Shepard called out a tabloid for referring to him, Ben Affleck, and Keith Urban as "Hollywood's Most Henpecked Husbands."
If you need a quick refresher, Dax has been married to Kristen Bell since 2013, Ben has been married to Jennifer Lopez since earlier this year, and Keith has been married to Nicole Kidman since 2006. But that sounds nightmarish, because women, amirite lads? Hahahaha, I'm so sad inside!
Over on his Instagram, Dax reposted a pic of the tabloid cover — which claimed that he is "banned from hanging with friends," Ben is "treated like an assistant," and Keith "must call home by 10 p.m."
"So excited and proud to share that I am apparently starring in a film called 'Henpecked' with Ben Affleck and Keith Urban. SO exciting," Dax wrote in the caption.
"Have not read the script yet, but apparently, it’s already been shot. It appears I play 'No Friends Guy,' who is clearly second banana to Ben’s character 'Assistant,'" he continued.
"Keith’s character 'In By 10' is potentially the hardest role in the film to play. He, like me, probably WANTS to be in by 10, but the fact that he’s been told he can’t stay out later makes him reflexively want to stay out until 11. This contradiction is fertile ground for a talented thespian. Can’t wait to see it!!!!"
Other celebs then hopped into the comments to voice their support for the project:
