Dear readers, while writing for BuzzFeed, I have been inadvertently placed on the "Nick Cannon and children" beat. I don't really know how, and I don't really know why, but I'm not mad about it.
Well, now that it is my solemn duty to report on this niche topic, I must inform you that the 41-year-old multi-hyphenate just shot his shot with none other than "Pretty Bitch Freestyle" rapper Saweetie.
If you'll remember, the actor-comedian previously said he's going to remain celibate for the time being — heeding advice from his therapist. "OK, give me a break bus. I'mma take a break from having kids," he jokingly told Entertainment Tonight.
But after Saweetie tweeted, "I want some babies," who did we find lurking?! Nick, of course, who quote-tweeted with a series of — dare I say, increasingly chaotic — emojis of a thinking face, ninja, cry-laughing face, and a man raising his hand.
🤔🥷🤣🙋🏾♂️ https://t.co/i9jMM6ffL7
And you already know people had jokes about this specifically Nick Cannon brand of tomfoolery:
@NickCannon
@NickCannon @King_Shit5
@NickCannon Saweetie logging off twitter rn..
Truly an A+ insertion of a Tiffany Pollard video.