12 Reasons Santa Claus Should Be Your Next Boyfriend
You can call me Daddy Christmas. ;)
I have the fullest beard of any man you'll ever meet.
And I'm actually really buff under all that velour.
One workday a year = lots of time to be active.
I'll never forget to give you presents.
And I always know exactly what you want. ;)
I'm great with animals.
I love chocolate.
I might be centuries old, but I use my plentiful free time to stay current.
I can tell you which of your friends are actually your frenemies.
If you're looking for a "partner in crime" ... you found him.
My other ride is a magical flying sleigh. ;)
I'm very comfortable with toys. ;)
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