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This Is What Happens When Santa Claus Uses Tinder
WHERE MY HO HO HOS AT.
12 Reasons Santa Claus Should Be Your Next Boyfriend
You can call me Daddy Christmas. ;)
12 Reasons To Suspect Mrs. Claus Is Cheating On You
Ho-Ho-How could you?
11 Kids Who Are Definitely On The Naughty List
Didn't even need to check it twice.
12 Reasons The 12 Days Of Christmas Is Garbage
More like 12 days of NO, THANK YOU.
Santa Hates Santa Con Even More Than You Do
Because there's only one St. Nick and it's not the guy puking on that curb.
The Best And Worst Reindeer Officially Ranked By Santa
Prancer is kind of a dick.
17 Things Santa Claus Actually Wants For Christmas
Please buy them for me, so I don't have to!
The Definitive Ranking Of Cookies, According To Santa
If I see another goddamn oatmeal raisin I swear to god I'll scream.
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