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Santa Claus 4 years ago
Santa Claus 4 years ago

12 Reasons Santa Claus Should Be Your Next Boyfriend

You can call me Daddy Christmas. ;)

Santa Claus 4 years ago
Santa Claus 4 years ago

11 Kids Who Are Definitely On The Naughty List

Didn't even need to check it twice.

Santa Claus 4 years ago

12 Reasons The 12 Days Of Christmas Is Garbage

More like 12 days of NO, THANK YOU.

Santa Claus 4 years ago

Santa Hates Santa Con Even More Than You Do

Because there's only one St. Nick and it's not the guy puking on that curb.

Santa Claus 4 years ago
Santa Claus 4 years ago

17 Things Santa Claus Actually Wants For Christmas

Please buy them for me, so I don't have to!

Santa Claus 4 years ago

The Definitive Ranking Of Cookies, According To Santa

If I see another goddamn oatmeal raisin I swear to god I'll scream.

Santa Claus 4 years ago