1.
"I'm like really into cheesy shit."
2.
"An excuse to spend money I don't have on really good food."
4.
"Chinese food + the love of my life + couch."
5.
"I have no idea what day it is and I should probably know."
7.
"When I was single: 'I am so alone.' Now: 'Why is this happening to meeee.'"
8.
"It's a time to listen to The Smiths."
9.
"None of your DAMN BUSINESS."
10.
"When we got our first printer, I accidentally made my class 'Vantine' day cards. Haunted."
11.
"I used to think it was dumb, but then I started dating someone who also loves Chinese food in cold weather, so now it's OK by me."
12.
"I like the idea, but it's...unnecessary."
13.
"It's a made up holiday! Stop giving all your money to the greeting card companies SHEEPLE!"
14.
"It's a stupid excuse to be extra nice to someone who you should already be extra nice to."