Definitive Proof That 1988 Babies Are Way Better Than 1987 Babies

It's science.

We're better looking.

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Candice Swanepoel, Zoë Kravitz, Max Thieriot

We're better athletes.

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Kevin Durant, Tobin Heath, Jonathan Toews

We have Adele.

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And Rihanna.

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You have Aaron Carter.

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KEVIN Jonas.

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And Rob Kardashian.

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Plus, we have the biggest baddest dude in the world.

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Hafthór Júlíus Björnsson, aka "The Mountain" from Game of Thrones.

And the coolest little kid ever.

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Ross Bagley (Independence Day, The Little Rascals, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air)

Not to mention that our Chinese zodiac sign is a fuckin' dragon!

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While yours is a stupid wimpy rabbit.

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Even Kanye knows it.

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Face it, '87 babies, we're just better.

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(Yeah, she's an '88er too)