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    Another Sex Spreadsheet Emerges

    Excel is proving to be a crucial tool in modern relationship drama.

    After several years together, a man and his hand began experiencing intimacy problems. As with other instances reported this week, the man decided to do something about it.

    Beginning just a few weeks ago, which is "just the tip of the iceberg" :

    The couple is reportedly separated for the time being, though they "still see each other frequently."