Parents·Dec 13, 201421 Christmas Shirts Every Sarcastic Parent NeedsJust don't wear them in front of the kids. Or do. Your call.by Morgan ShanahanBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. The holidays are a special time. Especially for parents. etsy.com 2. ...And sometimes when your kid is screaming wish list orders at you, and your mom is pissed that she's not hosting for the 34th year in a row.... etsy.com 3. Sarcasm is really your only option. etsy.com 4. Well, sarcasm, puns, and booze. 5. ...or beer. Whatever gets you drunk, right? etsy.com 6. etsy.com 7. etsy.com 8. Sometimes, after the four hundredth question about the logistics of Santa Claus, snark is all you have left. etsy.com 9. etsy.com 10. (well, snark and Ludacris.) etsy.com 11. Even reindeer are not safe from your amusement. etsy.com 12. etsy.com 13. etsy.com 14. And like always, there's a Clark Griswold quote for every situation. etsy.com 15. etsy.com 16. etsy.com 17. etsy.com What would Christmas even be without the wisdom of Christmas Vacation? 18. Of course, Home Alone has always given Christmas Vacation a run for its cranky holiday quotability. etsy.com 19. etsy.com 20. etsy.com Home Alone 4Eva. 21. Wishing you and yours a very happy holidays. etsy.com May no one throw up on you, and may the egg nog be plentiful.