Listen, I know new babies are cute, especially when they're yours, but you do know they grow like, every five seconds, right Papa Ohanian?
Yes, I know you invented Reddit. And trust me, we all appreciate that. But you know who doesn't appreciate things yet? Your baby. The one you are buying all of these things for. She doesn't know the difference between a Louis Vuitton and the box it came in.
Plus, do I need to point out that you had that gorgeous baby with the G.O.A.T. Serena Williams, and you better do whatever she tells you? Did you know she has won 23 grand slams? Please do not annoy her.
In conclusion, baby stuff will take over your life, and you will regret it. Hard.
Still cute though.
Honestly, I really just want to know who is writing these updates. I hope it's you. 😍