Buzz·Posted on Jul 22, 201925 Funny Tweets From This Week That Will Instantly Cure Your Bad DayL O Lby Morgan MurrellBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. armani @stfuarmani me checking my bank account in the line at Starbucks before ordering my iced coffee 12:55 AM - 19 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. 𝐛𝐥𝐮 @bluvalentin3 just found out i actually have to reply to ppl if i ever want to fall in love again 11:25 PM - 16 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Pedro 🇨🇴 @vpedrodaniel Facebook will forever be undefeated lol I need this tank top 😂 03:14 PM - 17 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. ً @honestxvibes when my unwanted plans get canceled: 07:41 PM - 17 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Sarah Wainschel @Swainsch I want TV high school couples to stay together forever but if any of my IRL friends try to date someone from their high school I will call the police immediately 02:36 PM - 17 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Up Top Culture @UpTopCulture bro: come on i’m outside me in the shower: 01:00 AM - 18 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Rome @Iheanaju “I think I can change him” 08:46 PM - 17 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. 𝔟𝔯𝔦 @ufobri me auditioning as seaweed in the little mermaid just to be near harry 08:35 PM - 16 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. anderson 》 @xvkingg dogs be laid out tired like they worked a 9-5 GET YO SPOILED ASS UP 04:41 PM - 17 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Cole @its_cmillz6 “fuck that job. I’m staying home. I wanna quit anyway... lemme get my ass up before I’m late.” 01:41 AM - 17 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. TripleMKilla®️ @_lovelylibra10 I know you not using white bread as a oven mitt 😂 https://t.co/hEU1DhFgQt 05:09 AM - 18 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Shafeeq @Y2SHAF i think you forgot to photoshop your reflection https://t.co/Z28hZaFLmD 06:26 PM - 16 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Josh Saelee @ThatAsianUknow sooo this car was tailgating me.. so I had to eliminate da dude 06:36 PM - 16 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Trevor Norris @trevor_norris0 Professor: “I’m not taking attendance today, but I highly recommend that you—“ Me: 12:09 AM - 17 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Leo @skinnygoldfish Me disguising myself as a ceiling fan in Beyoncé's bedroom so I can watch her sleep 03:22 PM - 16 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Your.Wife.Work.Husband 🇹🇹 @GodsGift2uWomen Nobody: My timeline: 10:57 PM - 16 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. jorge ivan 777 @LowIifee When you’re running late and forget something 05:10 PM - 16 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Lance 🇱🇨 @KingLRG_ Nobody: Me at 2 am with the bottle of water by my bed: 12:40 AM - 16 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. - @adrixnsays Direct deposit https://t.co/6hsknIsEz0 10:09 AM - 16 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. 𝓑 @stfubryann when you push a pull door and the person behind u says "you need to pull" aye thanks bro, surely my next idea was to start lifting from the bottom 05:46 AM - 15 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. º°ʍօɾցɑղ°º mini hiatus @Tsundere9425 this is me still laughing at my own jokes ten minutes AFTER no one else found it funny 09:39 PM - 08 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. 𝐣𝐞𝐬𝐬 @starkhotline dr strange: *opens the portals* dusted avengers: 04:49 PM - 17 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. looking 4 a paypig @nikkihatesyouu When I get my foot scrubbed during my pedicure 08:27 PM - 17 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Sam @SourHeath Me: I will be productive today Twitter: 02:07 AM - 16 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. USHMEISTER🌹 @kingushbal My second stomach ready for desserts after finishing dinner https://t.co/EueEfJzAFq 08:05 PM - 18 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 26.