Buzz·Posted on 6 Feb 201931 Tweets That'll Make You Laugh Even If You're Having A Really Bad DayOr week, or month, or year.by Jenna GuillaumeEditor-at-Large, BuzzFeed AustraliaLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Nik @AmoNickk this is literally the first time i have seen camo trousers camoing https://t.co/cfp6uQjjQ8 01:54 AM - 03 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Oeufelia @oeufelia One thing I won’t ever do again is build a snow dalek. I did that when we lived at our old house as the kids were into Dr Who. I learnt that when snowdaleks start to melt they upset the neighbours #snowman #snowdalek #drwho 12:50 PM - 01 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus all broke dudes secretly want to do comedy and all rich dudes secretly want to be president. there is exactly one man who is safe to date and if he finds or loses $5 it’s all over 05:45 PM - 29 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Rich Neville @RichNeville Found something new to say when I leave a room. 10:41 PM - 31 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. leon @leyawn SOCRATES: I am wiser than this man; he fancies he knows something, although he knows nothing— DARRYL, SOCRATES' FRIEND: fuck him up socrates 05:40 PM - 08 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. H u s s a i n @KingHussain_7 | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| babies stare a lot for someone who doesn’t know how to fight |________| \ (•◡•) / \ / --- | | 01:14 AM - 04 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. fefo morales @AliceAvizandum FRANCE: we're fancy WORLD: ok FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich is our national lunch WORLD: FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich with an egg is its wife 06:27 PM - 18 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. 9. BeeMoQ @mommymadonna I told my kid to shovel the snow. I checked my video cam to make sure he was doing it. This is what I see. #michigansnow 07:36 PM - 28 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. steph mccann @whatissteph i swear to god if i am murdered and people talk about how hot my killer is and not how hot *i* am ......... there will absolutely be consequences 11:27 PM - 30 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. 𝕤𝕠𝕔𝕜 𝕓𝕠𝕪 @holepics can’t stop watching 07:51 PM - 29 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Fae Brown @99Febro Mercutio, dying, yelling at both Tybalt and Romeo: Both your houses are fucking canceled 04:33 PM - 02 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Abby Spice @clapifyoulikeme I am so upset. 02:52 AM - 05 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. 𝔱𝔯𝔦𝔰𝔥 @ULTRAGLOSS no one: 2011 wattpad fic: i was getting ready for school, putting my long brown hair into a messy bun. as i looked at my blue eyes in the mirror, my mom came in. “i sold you to pay our debts” she said. “come meet your new master.” i went downstairs and there he was...harry styles 02:17 AM - 31 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Grant Tucker @GrantTucker The Princess Diana memorial group is the gift that keeps on giving. 10:07 AM - 25 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit What is he prepared to do about it https://t.co/vBfgmwmRaA 04:14 AM - 01 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Specialvixtimunit On IG🛡️ @Specialvixtimu1 Me to my wife: "Wanna watch Svu?" My wife: "Sure but can we skip the int- Me: 02:44 AM - 28 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Torey Van Oot @toreyvanoot CAPTION OF THE YEAR: 09:50 PM - 29 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. iris @irispompeii some earrings i ordered on aliexpress never arrived and they asked for photo evidence??? 02:45 PM - 27 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. tasha ❣️ @invalleys romeo she's alive dude juliet is alive oh god he has airpods in he cant hear me oh god oh fuck 05:03 AM - 27 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Rave Sashayed @_sashayed ok seriously, u wanna know what brought real tears to my eyes this morning? it's this statue, which is 15 THOUSAND years old. an unthinkably long time ago somebody saw a bison licking his shoulder & was like “lol cute. look at him go. i’m gonna make a little statue about it” 04:14 PM - 25 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. kai @commissions! @iIuvmybf this is the funniest thing in the entire world. ken pulled out her legal name 07:53 PM - 19 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Faces in Things @FacesPics Bring me Han Solo 11:31 PM - 21 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. ᴴᵃʳᵘ⛅ @Peacharu_ Some movie character resting their head against the bus window: sad, lost in deep thought, staring into the world passing by, sorrowful music…… My head when i attempt to rest it against the bus window: 06:53 PM - 16 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Michelle Spies @spies_please CHASE: Hi we are calling to check for fraud you spent $40 at 7/11 ME: Yea CHASE: Then you went to Taco Bell at 3am ME: Are these questions 09:52 PM - 25 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. Gianna Victoria @Gianna_Genneken Had to do it since everyone says I look like the girl from the bee movie... 04:33 AM - 26 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. Anne Thériault @anne_theriault A thing I think about a lot: young Proust meeting young Colette at a salon and declaring that her soul is the “daydream of the child of Narcissus,” filled with “sensuality and bitterness,” to which she flatly replied, “My soul is filled with nothing but red beans and bacon rinds” 06:04 PM - 04 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. Mr. Drinks On Me @Mr_DrinksOnMe So our local children's hospital recently redecorated, but I'm not too sure they really thought things out. 08:32 PM - 29 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. Rebecca Makkai @rebeccamakkai He's like a human ouija board. Like, whoever's sleeping with him has to watch where they put their hands or they're gonna summon the demons. 04:15 AM - 04 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. almonds @twoalmonds no one: jk rowling: the sorting hat’s penis rests on ur forehead when u wear it 05:03 PM - 21 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 31. Heather McDaid @heathermmcd Mood. 08:54 AM - 01 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite