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Why We All Need To Start Using The Word "Quiche"

There's hot and then there's quiche.

THE ORIGINS

The word "quiche" was invented by a year 12 student named Ja'mie King at an all girls school in Australia.

Her inspiration for the word was herself.

THE DEFINITION

It basically means "hot" but like it's a step above hot.

In order to be "quiche", you must also have a "box gap".

Here, she defines it in her own words:

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COMMON USES

The word "quiche" is usually used with some kind of amplifier.

Examples:

So yeah, usually you just say something is "so fucking quiche."

EXAMPLES OF WHAT CAN BE QUICHE

Obviously quiche:

Obviously not quiche (boarders):

Quiche:

Not quiche:

Hot naked straight dudes doing "Wrecking Ball" = SO QUICHE.

Recreating Spice Girls photo shoots with your gay BFFs is SO fucking quiche as well.

Guys who wear Uggs. Not quiche. Obviously.

Lastly...

Jon Hamm always forgetting his underwear = QUICHE.

Justin Timberlake relaxing his ramen-noodle hair = gross and NOT QUICHE.

I think you get it now.

And if you don't start using quiche:

You fugly slut.