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19 Times Whole Foods Went Way, Way Too Far

ENOUGH!

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1. When they took beautiful, pure guacamole and put KALE in it:

2. When they sold water...infused with three stalks of ASPARAGUS...FOR $5.99:

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Dammit, ASPARAGUS WATER IS NOT A THING!

3. Ornamental kale. ORNAMENTAL KALE. ORNAAAMENTAL KAAAALE?

Ornamental Kale in the flower section at Whole Foods. Sometimes you just know when it has gone too far.

4. "Hey, let's put some kale in that." —Whole Foods

Whole foods, you've gone too far with the kale.

5. "VEGANIC" IS NOT A WORD. THESE AREN'T A FOOD:

6. When they went WAY TOO local:

Alright @WholeFoods: I think you're bringing this whole "local" thing a bit too far. Is the ice organic too?!

7. WHEN THEY SOLD A LIMITED EDITION TOMATO. WTF IS A LIMITED EDITION TOMATO:

wtf is a limited edition tomato ?! Whole foods irking .

8. When they sold honey for $80. $80!!! That's literally more money than your medical bills if you put a beehive on your head and harvested honey via your lil' tongue:

I saw this @WholeFoods the other day. $79.99???? #wtf #honey

9. When they named this lettuce "Zen." This lettuce is going to get beat up in school:

You know you're in Whole Foods when.... Seriously, WTF?

10. When they decided to give us those quality herbal mushroom beverage bags we've all been looking for:

11. Finger limes??!?!?!?! WHAT KIND OF LIMES HAVE I BEEN EATING?!?!

"The caviar of citrus..." WTF Wholefoods??

12. ?!?!??!?!?!??!?!

A fish eating a fish? Wtf whole foods...

13. "ENLIGHTENED RICE"???? WHAT DOES THIS RICE KNOW?!?!

Whole Foods you are weird besides we all know existential crisis fried rice is more fun

14. "I'll take one of those, please!"

15. When they decided to disrespect your mom like this. C'mon now:

16. *Jerry Seinfeld voice* "Who comes up with this stuff?!"

Tofu ginger rice muffin? Sounds bloody delicious, no @writtenbyfitton ? Naughty disguised as health @WholeFoods

17. When they made chips out of egg whites. EGG WHITES AREN'T POTATOES:

Oh my gosh @WholeFoods - no thank you.

18. When they sold a $24 gift basket of three tallboys. You can get this for $23 at the bodega around the corner in Manhattan. SMH:

This is $24 at @WholeFoods . Wtf, hipsters? For shame.

19. And, finally, when they sold THIS:

@Bethenny saw this at Whole Foods. WTF?

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