4."Hey, let's put some kale in that." —Whole Foods
5."VEGANIC" IS NOT A WORD. THESE AREN'T A FOOD:
6.When they went WAY TOO local:
7.WHEN THEY SOLD A LIMITED EDITION TOMATO. WTF IS A LIMITED EDITION TOMATO:
8.When they sold honey for $80. $80!!! That's literally more money than your medical bills if you put a beehive on your head and harvested honey via your lil' tongue:
9.When they named this lettuce "Zen." This lettuce is going to get beat up in school:
10.When they decided to give us those quality herbal mushroom beverage bags we've all been looking for:
11.Finger limes??!?!?!?! WHAT KIND OF LIMES HAVE I BEEN EATING?!?!
12.?!?!??!?!?!??!?!
13."ENLIGHTENED RICE"???? WHAT DOES THIS RICE KNOW?!?!
14."I'll take one of those, please!"
15.When they decided to disrespect your mom like this. C'mon now:
16.*Jerry Seinfeld voice* "Who comes up with this stuff?!"
17.When they made chips out of egg whites. EGG WHITES AREN'T POTATOES:
18.When they sold a $24 gift basket of three tallboys. You can get this for $23 at the bodega around the corner in Manhattan. SMH: