Once upon a time, Directioners were the most over the top, craziest, weirdest, and intense fan group. I say that as a term of endearment. This post documents those times. Never forget.
1. That time a Directioner desecrated a Bible and turned it into the "Bible OF ZAYN":
2. That time a Directioner held a full-blown wedding in their living room:
3. That time Directioners started a Go Fund Me to literally buy the group:
4. That time a Directioner wanted to show the boys tattoos of their names on his ribs:
5. The time a Directioner said they would kill for tickets:
6. The time Liam woke up, butt naked, with someone trying force open his balcony:
Strangest way I've ever been woken up, When ur in bed butt naked an sum1 is trying to force open your balcony this is gunna be a strange day
7. The time two girls stole a pair of Liam's underwear, wore them for a day, and eventually gave them back:
8. That time a Directioner made a shrine to the place Harry Styles threw up:
9. The time Zayn got caught smoking weed and the Directioners lost their minds:
Photo just leaked of One Direction smokimg a #pot cigarette. I will now be burning all my 1D stuff and suggest you all do the same!! #420NO
10. That time a Directioner hacked security cameras:
REMEMBER WHEN DIRECTIONERS HACKED SECURITY CAMERAS TO LOOK AT THE BOYS LIVING NORMAL LIFE?
Like, they would hack random elevator cameras:
Remember when directioners hacked hotel security cameras just to see drunk Zayn in the elevator
11. That time a Directioner knew Niall's own birth better than Niall did:
12. That time a Directioner made this chart about how each member ate ass:
13. That time a Directioner made a shrine out of a mini water bottle that was thrown at them:
14. That time a Directioner made them, just like, the world:
15. That time a Directioner made a One Direction pad:
16. The time a Directioner pelted Harry Styles with tampons:
17. That time a Directioner needed Jesus:
18. That other time a Directioner needed Jesus:
19. That time Directioners were convinced Harry Styles and Barack Obama were in a relationship. Their "couple name" was "Hobama.":
does michelle obama know about the love harry styles has for her husband?
20. That time a Directioner tried to sell Harry Styles' breath:
21. That time Directioners pretended they were scared of spoons because Liam was scared of spoons:
remember when directioners would fake being scared of spoons because apparently liam payne was
22. That time a Directioner wrote this poem about the similarities between Beliebers and Directioners as some sort of a truce:
23. And that time a Directioner ripped Zayn off of their bag after he left the group:
What a time to be alive!
