I'll be damned if I vote for another CAREER POLITICIAN.
And YOU MUST THINK I'M AN IDIOT if you'd think I'd vote for the host of REALITY TV SHOW.
There's got to be a better way.
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I WANT TO VOTE for someone who will actually INNOVATE.
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A person who can make SOMETHING OUT OF NOTHING.
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And a person who HAS A VISION and can EXECUTE it right.
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I want a president who CARES ABOUT ELDERLY PEOPLE and Medicare stuff.
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A president who can START SOMETHING and FINISH IT.
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A president who can FIX the automotive industry.
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And a president WHO CARES about our nation's agricultural industry.
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Call me crazy, but I want a president who is COOL.
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A president who REALLY CARES what people THINK.
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A president who can pick up the scraps and MAKE SOMETHING GREAT.
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And a president who can FEED THE POOR.
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I want a president who will make ISIS wish it NEVER EVEN HAPPENED.
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A president who will GET SHIT DONE.
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A president who KNOWS WHAT IT'S LIKE to be part of the REAL working class.
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And a president who will PROTECT our classified information and KEEP US SAFE.
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I want a president who TAKES CARE OF our wildlife.
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A president who CARES ABOUT EVERYONE regardless of their past.
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A president who isn't afraid to EXPRESS THEMSELVES.
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And a president who can DO IT ALL.
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Someone who will make me say #IMWITHER.
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MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, pelican lady.
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Or maybe the president should just be a 6-year-old kid.