30 Little Things That Were Porn, But Not Actually Porn To Gays In The Early '00s

    *Gets lost in the underwear aisle "by accident"*

    1. Any season of The Real World that took place in a tropical climate.

    2. Danny.

    3. Walking past an Abercrombie.

    4. Abercrombie bags, in general.

    5. Hollister, when that opened.

    6. Just, like, going to a pool.

    7. Also the beach.

    8. Obviously water parks.

    9. Walking by a basketball court.

    10. Seeing a guy running with his shirt off.

    11. Basically any real life situation featuring a guy with his shirt off.

    12. The underwear aisle.

    13. Most of those Real World/Road Rules challenges, because they always took place in tropical climates.

    14. Any deodorant or cologne ads.

    15. Google, like image search, "x celebrity shirtless."

    16. The "Tearin' Up My Heart" music video.

    17. The "Quit Playing Games (With My Heart)" music video.

    18. Every single 98 Degrees video.

    19. Every Rolling Stone cover with a shirtless guy on it.

    20. Honestly, just to emphasize, if a guy had his shirt off it was like "yes."

    21. Your mom's soaps.

    22. Anything with the Lawrence brothers on the Disney Channel.

    23. Anytime MTV had spring break week.

    24. Survivor, the show.

    25. The Summer Olympics.

    26. More importantly, diving at the Summer Olympics.

    27. Sometimes Mr. Clean (LOL).

    28. Fake wrestling.

    29. Real wrestling.

    30. And, of course, any and every exposed butt, like in a movie.