1. Iced coffee
2. Passing people on the street
3. Walking fast in general
4. Laura Dern
5. Going to the gym
6. Talking about not going to the gym
Iced coffee is a full gay meal
7. The underwear aisle in a store
8. Vodka sodas
9. Tank tops
10. Wearing a tank top when you shouldn’t be wearing a tank top
11. Brunch
12. Getting drunk at brunch and then taking a nap from 3-6
13. Always being tired in general
"Can I get a gay water?" "What's that" "a vodka soda, duh"
22. Most memes
23. Avocados
24. Naming your dog “Finn”
25. Sitting like this:
why do all gay people sit like this
26. Meeting someone five times and still not remembering their name
27. Charli XCX
28. Wendy Williams
29. Talking about drinking water
30. Never actually drinking water
31. Most lettuces
32. Kale, especially
33. Football (the outfits and Super Bowl halftime show)
34. Liking 10 pictures on someone’s instagram and then not following them
35. Dolphins
36. Seltzer
37. Mr. Clean
38. Bandanas
39. Cheese plates
40. The name “Blake”
41. Wrestling
42. Spaghetti squash recipes
43. "Beanie season"
44. Smoothies
45. Hummus
46. Quinoa
47. Middle aged women who love wine
48. Pinot grigio
49. Palm Springs
50. 1/2 of Chicago
51. DC
52. Most of New York and LA
53. Europe (most countries)
54. Mykonos
I wish I could be one of those gays in Mykonos that everyone makes fun of
55. Bowls (like quinoa or rice bowls)
56. Getting into crystals and essential oils
57. Screaming internally
58. Anxiety
59. Depression
60. Blaming everything on anxiety and depression
61. Having a green tea phase
62. The word “dad”
63. The word “mom”
64: Standing like this:
why do all gay people stand like this
65. Astrology
66. Pretending to know and care about Astrology
67. Blaming things on Mercury being in retrograde
68. Not actually having any idea what Mercury in retrograde is
69. Being shocked when someone doesn’t know their rising sign
astrology is the gay christianity
70. Purposely not watching an award show just to say you didn't watch it
71. And obviously Bugles
