71 Things Straight People Have No Idea Are Actually Gay

    Just an FYI.

    1. Iced coffee

    2. Passing people on the street

    3. Walking fast in general

    4. Laura Dern

    5. Going to the gym

    6. Talking about not going to the gym

    Iced coffee is a full gay meal

    7. The underwear aisle in a store

    8. Vodka sodas

    9. Tank tops

    10. Wearing a tank top when you shouldn’t be wearing a tank top

    11. Brunch

    12. Getting drunk at brunch and then taking a nap from 3-6

    13. Always being tired in general

    "Can I get a gay water?" "What's that" "a vodka soda, duh"

    14. Happy hour

    15. Most dogs

    16. All puppies

    17. Cats are lesbians, BTW

    18. Wearing straight brim hats backwards

    19. Talking about not having abs

    20. Twitter

    21. The God Warrior

    22. Most memes

    23. Avocados

    24. Naming your dog “Finn”

    25. Sitting like this:

    why do all gay people sit like this

    26. Meeting someone five times and still not remembering their name

    27. Charli XCX

    28. Wendy Williams

    29. Talking about drinking water

    30. Never actually drinking water

    31. Most lettuces

    32. Kale, especially

    33. Football (the outfits and Super Bowl halftime show)

    34. Liking 10 pictures on someone’s instagram and then not following them

    35. Dolphins

    36. Seltzer

    37. Mr. Clean

    38. Bandanas

    39. Cheese plates

    40. The name “Blake”

    41. Wrestling

    42. Spaghetti squash recipes

    43. "Beanie season"

    44. Smoothies

    45. Hummus

    46. Quinoa

    47. Middle aged women who love wine

    48. Pinot grigio

    49. Palm Springs

    50. 1/2 of Chicago

    51. DC

    52. Most of New York and LA

    53. Europe (most countries)

    54. Mykonos

    I wish I could be one of those gays in Mykonos that everyone makes fun of

    55. Bowls (like quinoa or rice bowls)

    56. Getting into crystals and essential oils

    57. Screaming internally

    58. Anxiety

    59. Depression

    60. Blaming everything on anxiety and depression

    61. Having a green tea phase

    62. The word “dad”

    63. The word “mom”

    64: Standing like this:

    65. Astrology

    66. Pretending to know and care about Astrology

    67. Blaming things on Mercury being in retrograde

    68. Not actually having any idea what Mercury in retrograde is

    69. Being shocked when someone doesn’t know their rising sign

    astrology is the gay christianity

    70. Purposely not watching an award show just to say you didn't watch it

    71. And obviously Bugles