The 40 Most Insane Things That Happened In Florida In 2012
2012 was another stellar year for Florida. Let's take a look and remember the good times.
40. Some dude robbed a store with a pair of shorts on his head.
Via upi.com
39. Some dude adopted his girlfriend.
38. Busch Gardens allowed visitors to play tug-of-war with a tiger.
37. These two guys killed their neighbor's pet turkey.
36. God told this woman to drive 100mph.
Via tcpalm.com
35. This 52-year-old woman rode a manatee...
Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office
...and was later arrested.
Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office
34. The "Mystery Monkey" was caught.
33. The Hulk Hogan sex tape happened.
Via ctboom.com
32. This giant mysterious eyeball washed up on a beach.
31. A Fox News–obsessed man stabbed his wife because she didn't like Fox News.
30. This dude shit his pants.
Via naplesnews.com
29. This dude got a DUI with a squirrel in his shirt.
Via gainesville.com
28. A little girl got electrocuted and died FROM PLAYING MINI GOLF.
Via clickorlando.com
MINI GOLF IS RUINED FOREVER.
27. A restaurant thought it was okay to have an item on its menu called the "Wetback Willie."
Via nydailynews.com
26. These giant Gambian pouched rats infiltrated the Florida Keys.
Reuters / Via news.yahoo.com
25. There was a fight over HARMONICAS.
24. A woman called the cops because she didn't know where to pee in the woods.
Via wtsp.com
23. Young people drank hand sanitizer.
22. A man got a DUI on his lawnmower.
Via upi.com
21. A guy died from eating roaches.
20. This old man allowed his grandson to get a tattoo.
19. This:
Via staugustine.com
18. This too:
Via sun-sentinel.com
17. A mother and daughter became porn moguls.
Via inquisitr.com
16. A man got violent over garlic knots.
15. A fish attacked a teacher.
Via nbc-2.com
14. This guy was arrested:
13. A goat broke a world record.
Via nydailynews.com
12. These two got in a violent fight over taco sauce.
11. A man attacked three women with a sword and a sandwich.
Via abc15.com
10. A woman attacked a man with ice cream.
Via q103albany.com
9. This mom bit her daughter over a Rihanna CD.
Via nbcmiami.com
8. This happened:
7. Also this:
Via wtsp.com
6. !!!!!!!!!!
Via cfnews13.com
5. Raccoons peed on students.
Via newser.com
4. A ninja robber terrorized the state.
Via local10.com
3. This guy ate another guy's arm.
Via wptv.com
2. This guy ate another guy's face.
Miami-Dade Police Dept. / AP
1. And a woman had her butthole tattooed.
Via inquisitr.com
