I think it's safe to say that most people don't think of table tennis as one of the most extreme sports of the Olympics.
The pictures coming out of Tokyo are next level.
The extreme cool and control.
The Criss Angel Mindfreak level of it all.
This isn't ping pong in your friend's dusty-ass garage.
This is life or death.
You're either in or you're out!
The split-second decisions.
This sorcery of it all.
This is Dua Lipa "Levitating."
~You want me, I want you, baby~
~My sugarboo, I'm levitating~
Like, this moment happened in a millisecond.
No cheek is free from danger.
That's gonna leave a bruise.
Tongues wagging in the air.
It's almost delicious.
Also, I'd probably shit my pants if one of these guys served it at me.
Like, this guy could knock me out with that thing.