On November 17, 2016, I was really fucking gay.
I loved watching Drag Race, throwing fabulous parties, and eating ass. It was great!
Britney Spears and Tinashe released their "Slumber Party" video, making me question the only thing I've ever known: my homosexuality.
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It all started when Britney Spears turned a corner and showed her muscular back.
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Then she gave this stare.
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This girl-on-girl action.
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This sexy head-tilt thing.
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This tender display of faux lesbian love.
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This boob-touch thing.
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Then Tinashe goes down on Britney.
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And Tinashe couldn't handle it.
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Then Britney vagina-clenches Tinashe.
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Tinashe is in full-blown bliss.
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They're on the couches like two beautiful lesbian princesses or something.
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Britney licks milk like a damn cat.
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Britney and Tinashe, your work here is done.