1. He owns a winery.
2. This is the entrance of his home/winery.
3. This is his giant house.
4. This is his beautiful dog.
5. He's practically a cowboy.
Let me spell that out for you...
6. HE'S A HOT COWBOY WHO OWNS HIS OWN WINERY.
7. Which means UNLIMITED WINE.
8. He's also a really good dad, which is why he's a DILF.
9. Here's proof that he's a really good dad AND still hot.
Now for some details...
10. He looks really good smiling with his teeth.
11. He looks really good smiling without his teeth.
12. He's also very attractive while camping and wearing sunglasses.
Another picture for more proof of him looking good camping with sunglasses.
13. SURPRISE. He looks hot camping WITHOUT his sunglasses too!
14. He looks particularly hot around a campfire.
16. Candlelight also enhances his good looks.
17. Like here.
19. And here.
20. But really, he doesn't even need that "trick lighting." This is how he looks waking up after "sleeping in a tent all night".
21. Ouch... so hot it hurts.
22. He's also into looking suave.
23. Look at that little tongue flick!
24. Can't forget his smile : D
25. Remember that scene where his bitchy fiance unbuttons his shirt and tells him to show more chest hair?
26. That was hot.
27. While usually drab, Dennis makes denim on denim fab.
28. Love his four wheeling face.
29. Love his flustered face.
He made the same face after he fell into the pool.
30. Oops! He's soaking wet!
31. His surprised face is also hot.
32. As is his "dramatic turnaround" face.
33. This is a combination of "surprise" and "dramatic turnaround." Also hot.
34. Last but not least, his hands. Hot.
CHEERS! YOU ARE A HOT DILF, PARENT TRAP DENNIS QUAID!!