In Remembrance Of Parent Trap Lindsay Lohan

    NEVER FORGET.

    Let's begin by allowing ourselves to forget everything that is currently happening.

    LEAVE IT ALL BEHIND

    LET IT ALL GO

    *Cross your fingers*

    You open your eyes and it's 1998!

    Turn the lights on.

    You are ready.

    Hello 1998 Lilo!

    We miss you.

    We really do.

    We miss your love of Leo,

    Your dream mom.

    Your dream family...

    ...that you brilliantly brought back together.

    We remember the butler you did that weird handshake with.

    And your fake twin.

    Be honest, you probably thought she REALLY had a twin too.

    But no. That was just CGI.

    You mastered that CGI, Lilo.

    So good at CGI.

    Moving on, remember how you hated your fake twin at first?

    And how you would seriously shade her.

    You hated her so much you wanted to stab her with a sword.

    That's right.

    But then you became BFFs and conspired to destroy that nasty bitch.

    And thank God you did because she was the worst.

    But seriously, most importantly, you taught us this:

    THANK YOU.

    IN CONCLUSION,

    Miss you, Parent Trap Lilo....

    ... but I miss these glasses even more.

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