Prince William Was Named The "Sexiest Bald Man" Alive, But Not Everyone Agrees, And They're Sharing Who Should Have The Title

My poor bb love Stanley.

People of the online world fightin' mad.

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This time, it's because Prince William was named "sexiest bald man" of 2023 by the marketing agency, Reboot.

Prince William named 'sexiest bald man of 2023' according to study https://t.co/OEM9n7eETL

— The Independent (@Independent) November 16, 2023

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Apparently, the list was based on Google searches for bald men with the words “shirtless” or “naked," so who knows?!

Prince William is not a *wrong* winner; people just think there are bald men who are better.

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Anyway, number two on the list is Vin Diesel.

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Number three is Jason Statham.

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Coming in at number four is Samuel L. Jackson.

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And to round out the top five is Jeff Bezos.

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Number six is Michael Jordan, number seven is Dwayne Johnson,  eight is Shemar Moore, nine is Shaq, and ten is Terry Crews.

As I said, there were some interesting results here!!

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The response has been immediate and passionate.

I demand a recount https://t.co/hjNC3VYZRU pic.twitter.com/jQTHrohA5u

— Lander Hiott (@LanderHiott) November 17, 2023

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What were they thinking?!

WHAT HAPPENED TO RESPECT 🤨⁉️ https://t.co/AIqSFMUysE pic.twitter.com/MSmDxUlhKs

— plastic off the sofa (@eris_cai) November 17, 2023

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Where's Chris Meloni?

when christopher meloni exists???? not in this house https://t.co/a8jnshWiUZ pic.twitter.com/qAjTDoh3F7

— 𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘪 (@andarnaurram) November 17, 2023

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What about Mark Strong?

This again??? When Mark Strong was right there?? https://t.co/7YfX2uNrr1 pic.twitter.com/mXDQv35EjW

— Fer | Izzy deserved better (@moonysmith81) November 17, 2023

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Hell, even Pitbull is missing!

he might be a prince but we know who's the real king in this competition https://t.co/9RVGmwRaN2 pic.twitter.com/rwlXqYHHfh

— mysterio's ghost (taylor's version) (@rosesbatch) November 17, 2023

Twitter: @rosesbatch

The biggest and most glaring omission is Stanley Tucci.

*laughs in Stanley Tucci* https://t.co/As4RtekIOj pic.twitter.com/EX7dLLbAjP

— *¨*•SleighBeggy•*¨* (@s0wick3d) November 17, 2023

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I mean, COME ON?!

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No offense to these men, but let's get that recount going.

.... in what universe...? https://t.co/QSYoPvfWiS pic.twitter.com/70P0uso1AF

— Jeremy (•_-) (@Reznorex) November 17, 2023

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I simply want to some Stanley Tucci inclusion.

How much did the royal family pay for this shit? Lol https://t.co/BkSOCuRZQE pic.twitter.com/esbiRIuQ8i

— Methuselah Honeysuckle (@dhoodson) November 17, 2023

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