65 Things Hipsters Completely And Totally Ruined

    If you're spending $100 on a literal stump then you need to look at your life/look at your choices.

    1. The price of cocktails

    2. The price of used clothing

    3. The price of pretty much everything:

    4. This haircut:

    5. And this haircut:

    6. And this haircut, too:

    7. Juice

    8. Beer

    9. Water:

    10. All types of cheeses

    11. The word “artisanal”

    12. Wood:

    13. L.A.

    14. Nashville

    15. Portland

    16. New York

    17. Basically every urban area in general:

    18. Tiny tattoos

    19. Sleeves

    20. Tattoos in general:

    21. Hats in general:

    22. Weddings

    23. Farmers markets

    24. Glasses

    25. Conversations about music

    26. Mason jars:

    27. Baked goods:

    28. The line at Trader Joe’s

    29. The line at Whole Foods

    30. Fonts

    31. Yogurt:

    32. The packaging of things:

    33. Milk, specifically nut milk

    34. The almond population (because of nut milks)

    35. Crime:

    36. Bikes:

    37. Transportation in general:

    38. Tumblr

    39. Plaid

    40. Flannel

    41. Jeans

    42. Men’s genitals (because of jeans):

    43. Lumberjack things in general:

    44. Houseplants:

    45. Beards

    46. Mustaches

    47. Facial hair in general:

    48. Coffee shops (there are never any seats):

    49. The 90s

    50. The early 2000s

    51. Nostalgia in general

    52. Crop tops:

    53. New Balances

    54. Hawaiian shirts

    55. T-shirts with random company's logo on them

    56. Jean shorts

    57. Things dads like in general

    58. Instagram:

    59. Beanies:

    60. Christmas:

    61. Tote bags:

    62. Bathroom walls:

    63. Bike shops

    64. Coffee

    65. And rent.