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I'm Genuinely Curious If You Would Choose Pete Davidson Over These Other Guys In These Specific Situations

Personally I *get* the Pete Davidson buzz. Let's see if you do too.

  1. Who would you rather have read you a bedtime story?

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Who would you rather have read you a bedtime story?
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    Pete Davidson
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    Pete Buttigieg
  1. Who is sexier?

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Who is sexier?
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    Pete Davidson
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    Adam Driver
  1. Who would you rather keep you warm on a cold winter night?

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Who would you rather keep you warm on a cold winter night?
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    Pete Davidson
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    Ed Sheeran
  1. Who would you rather have father your future children?

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Who would you rather have father your future children?
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    Pete Davidson
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    Channing Tatum
  1. Who would you rather take home to mom?

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Who would you rather take home to mom?
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    Pete Davidson
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    Guy Fieri
  1. Who would only talk about crypto and NFTs like shut up who cares?

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Who would only talk about crypto and NFTs like shut up who cares?
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    Pete Davidson
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    The hot dad from "Inside Out"
  1. Who would you rather receive a "rusty blumpkin"* from?

    *Use your imagination.

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Who would you rather receive a "rusty blumpkin"* from?
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    Pete Davidson
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    Kim Kardashian
  1. Who would be more likely to remember to water your plants?

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Who would be more likely to remember to water your plants?
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    Pete Davidson
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    Chris Pratt
  1. Who is nicer to old people?

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Who is nicer to old people?
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    Pete Davidson
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    Pete Wentz
  1. Whose toenails would you rather eat?

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Whose toenails would you rather eat?
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    Pete Davidson
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    Jimmy Kimmel
  1. Who would you rather move to Utah, become a sister wife, open a butter company, and start a polyamorous family of 12 with?

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Who would you rather move to Utah, become a sister wife, open a butter company, and start a polyamorous family of 12 with?
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    Pete Davidson
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    James Corden

And now let's just do a rapid fire "would you rather" round:

  1. Who would you rather?

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Who would you rather?
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    Pete Davidson
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    Seth Meyers
  1. 13. Who would you rather?

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13. Who would you rather?
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    Pete Davidson
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    Idris Elba
  1. 14. Who would you rather?

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14. Who would you rather?
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    Pete Davidson
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    Oprah's Stedman
  1. 15. Who would you rather?

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15. Who would you rather?
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    Pete Davidson
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    Borat
  1. 16. Who would you rather?

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16. Who would you rather?
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    Pete Davidson
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    A young Abraham Lincoln
  1. 17. Who would you rather?