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    25 People Who Prove The Thirst Is Truly Real

    Quench yourselves before it's too late.

    The thirst (n):

    An epidemic that seems to be spreading fast. The thirst occurs when a male or female does anything for a person because they are yearning for attention or sex.

    The following are 25 examples proving once and for all that the thirst is a real thing.

    1. Glassy balls:

    2. Shit hands:

    3. Justin Bieber fans like Dale:

    4. These other two Justin Bieber fans:

    5. The girl who wants to bottle Justin Bieber's semen:

    6. Basically all Justin Bieber fans:

    7. Helga Patacki:

    8. That random person you went to college with and totally forgot/have no idea who they even were that randomly messages you:

    9. Most One Direction fans:

    10. Tiana:

    11. Anyone who spells "today" as two words just so it can be two separate texts to further creep you out:

    12. These paper towels:

    13. Everyone in this picture:

    14. Anthony Bourdain:

    15. Susan Mayer from Desperate Housewives:

    16. The guy who left this on a receipt:

    17. Kenny Powers:

    18. The guy who wants to be a wedgie:

    19. Ben:

    20. The guy that had sexual relations with a snowman:

    21. The guy who called the police because he needed a woman:

    22. Golden_hippie:

    23. My spirit child:

    24. Kelsey and her chicken wing:

    25. And lastly, this horrifying older couple:

    Now please, satisfy that thirst before it's too late...