The thirst (n):
An epidemic that seems to be spreading fast. The thirst occurs when a male or female does anything for a person because they are yearning for attention or sex.
The following are 25 examples proving once and for all that the thirst is a real thing.
1. Glassy balls:
2. Shit hands:
3. Justin Bieber fans like Dale:
4. These other two Justin Bieber fans:
5. The girl who wants to bottle Justin Bieber's semen:
6. Basically all Justin Bieber fans:
7. Helga Patacki:
8. That random person you went to college with and totally forgot/have no idea who they even were that randomly messages you:
9. Most One Direction fans:
10. Tiana:
11. Anyone who spells "today" as two words just so it can be two separate texts to further creep you out:
12. These paper towels:
13. Everyone in this picture:
14. Anthony Bourdain:
15. Susan Mayer from Desperate Housewives:
16. The guy who left this on a receipt:
17. Kenny Powers:
18. The guy who wants to be a wedgie:
19. Ben:
20. The guy that had sexual relations with a snowman:
21. The guy who called the police because he needed a woman:
22. Golden_hippie:
23. My spirit child:
24. Kelsey and her chicken wing:
25. And lastly, this horrifying older couple:
Now please, satisfy that thirst before it's too late...
