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    Posted on Nov 28, 2017

    27 Times I've Felt Personally Attacked By The Grammys

    #Justice4DanityKane.

    This morning I woke up to my own personal hell. The Grammys announced their nominations and Kesha's gorgeous album Rainbow wasn't there in the Album of the Year category*.

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    *THANKFULLY she was nominated for Pop Vocal Performance and Pop Vocal Album, tho.

    So, I snapped.

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    In retaliation, I've compiled this list of times I was personally offended by the Grammys. Enjoy.

    1. Let's start with this...

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    2. ...and that's not even me being a bitter little shit. I have nothing against Xtina. I nearly vomited when Justin Timberlake beat Christina's "Stripped" for Pop Vocal Album in 2004.

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    3. There's the time THE BAHA MEN won "Best Dance Recording" award over gorgeous Jennifer Lopez's "Let's Get Loud." A modern-day classic!

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    4. Speaking of fads who have more Grammys than your faves...the Chainsmokers have two...

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    5. ...and the Black Eyed Peas have six.

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    6. Don't even get me started about one of the most influential albums of the 21st century, Britney's Blackout, being completely snubbed! Zero noms whatsoever!

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    7. The fact that Danity Kane was never nominated for a Grammy is a smack in the face to gay people everywhere.

    8. I also feel personally victimized that "Into You" by Ariana Grande was never nominated...

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    9. ...or "Fergalicious"...

    10. ...or even "Work From Home." That goes against my religion or something.

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    11. I mean, come on, let's be real, "All I Want for Christmas" should win Record of the Year EVERY. GOD. DAMN. YEAR.

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    12. Album-wise, the Grammys seem to ignore Carly Rae Jepsen.

    13. Rihanna's Anti was completely shut out last year.

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    14. And let's all take a moment to LOL at a BECK beating Beyoncé. Funny!

    What is a Beck? And why does it have Beyonce's Grammy?

    There's more!

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    15. Ariana Grande is sitting on four nominations and zero wins.

    16. To put that into perspective, these guys have more Grammys than Ariana Grande! I'm in tears.

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    17. And I just gotta say, JUSTICE FOR LEIGHTON MEESTER'S GORGEOUS HEARTBEAT ALBUM.

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    18. Also, hey, hi, did you know THE SPICE GIRLS were never even NOMINATED for a single Grammy?!

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    19. I'm still bitter about Stacie Orrico never being acknowledged for her iconic two songs...

    20. ...and whatever happened to Samantha Mumba's Best New Artist award?! Ireland shaking.

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    21. No offense but even Macklemore won Best New Artist.

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    22. Furthermore, can you believe we live in a world where the Michigan State University Children's Choir has more Grammys than icon Mandy Moore?!?

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    23. To add to all of that, it's sexphobic that Khia's "My Neck, My Back" was never nominated.

    24. It's anti-feminist that the Pussycat Dolls have no Grammys.

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    25. It's anti–global warming that "Cool for the Summer" was never nominated.

    26. It's anti-working-class that "Work Bitch" didn't win Best Dance Recording.

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    27. And, to be real with you, it's anti-American that "Party in the USA" took home nothing! George Washington can't even breathe.

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    I think you get the point. I'm not angry at the Grammys, just disappointed. Now SZA better win this year or I riot (and by riot I mean send an angry tweet or something).

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