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27 Times I've Felt Personally Attacked By The Grammys

#Justice4DanityKane.

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This morning I woke up to my own personal hell. The Grammys announced their nominations and Kesha's gorgeous album Rainbow wasn't there in the Album of the Year category*.

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*THANKFULLY she was nominated for Pop Vocal Performance and Pop Vocal Album, tho.

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In retaliation, I've compiled this list of times I was personally offended by the Grammys. Enjoy.

2. ...and that's not even me being a bitter little shit. I have nothing against Xtina. I nearly vomited when Justin Timberlake beat Christina's "Stripped" for Pop Vocal Album in 2004.

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6. Don't even get me started about one of the most influential albums of the 21st century, Britney's Blackout, being completely snubbed! Zero noms whatsoever!

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14. And let's all take a moment to LOL at a BECK beating Beyoncé. Funny!

What is a Beck? And why does it have Beyonce's Grammy?

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22. Furthermore, can you believe we live in a world where the Michigan State University Children's Choir has more Grammys than icon Mandy Moore?!?

I think you get the point. I'm not angry at the Grammys, just disappointed. Now SZA better win this year or I riot (and by riot I mean send an angry tweet or something).

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