1.
André 3000 apologizing while showing off his abs in OutKast's "Ms. Jackson."
2.
Ricky Martin getting hot wax poured on him in "Livin' La Vida Loca."
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And Ricky getting his abs and chest rubbed down by random hands in "She Bangs."
4.
Justin Timberlake's armpit in "Tearin' Up My Heart."
5.
The guy jizzing champagne on everyone in Jennifer Lopez's "Waiting for Tonight" video.
6.
Adam Levine humping on his girlfriend in his underwear in Maroon 5's "This Love."
7.
The smorgasbord of hot guys who got out of the elevator in Toni Braxton's "You're Making Me High" video.
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And Tyson Beckford being shaved in Toni's "Un-Break My Heart" video.
9.
The horny cowboy with the unbuttoned leather pants in the Spice Girls "Say You'll Be There" video.
10.
The guy with 72 abs in Britney Spears' "Don't Let Me Be The Last To Know" video.
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And the sweaty and glistening guys slithering on everything in Britney's "I'm A Slave 4 U" video.
12.
The 1950s Italian hipster from Gwen Stefani's "Cool" — who probably smelled like Acqua di Parma.
13.
Wentworth Miller's smirk in Mariah's "We Belong Together" video.
14.
The random guy who was basically there for his abs in the video for Jennifer Paige's "Crush."
15.
Stephen Dorff in nothing but a pair of low-rise jeans in Britney Spears' "Everytime" video.
16.
Usher taking off his shirt in the "Confessions" video.
17.
The twunks in skintight clothing in Shania's "Man! I Feel Like A Woman."
18.
The two gays kissing in Christina's "Beautiful."
19.
The shirtless guys partying in the background of Jimmy Eat World's "The Middle" music video.
20.
Blink-182 in "What's My Age Again?"
21.
Robbie Williams in "Rock DJ."
22.
The random grungy guy in Jewel's "You Were Meant For Me."
23.
Ginuwine humping the air in "Pony."
24.
Anytime someone from 98 Degrees showed their arms.
26.
Lenny Kravitz's side-ass in "Again."
27.
Pharrell in "Frontin'."
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And that one Enrique Iglesias video where the girl gets on her knees and exposes his midriff.
30.
Basically every Red Hot Chili Peppers video.
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The douchey guys in Speeedos in the Sum 41 "In Too Deep" video.
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The gyrating cowboys in Madonna's "Don't Tell Me."
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Brandon Boyd in "Drive."
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And lastly, D'Angelo...
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...and D'Angelo's sweaty belly button.
