1. Our beautiful journey begins on the second of January when Ryan made his 2012 debut at an airport.
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2. Always careful of blinding the world with his beauty, Ryan covered his gorgeous face with a magazine.
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3. That same day he would peak out from behind the magazine...
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4. ...and give us this full frontal shot.
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5. What a wonderful New Year's gift.
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6. On the third of January, Ryan went to a gym, shoelace blowing in the wind.
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7. He would leave the gym, hours later, hair tousled and completely barefoot. It was incredible.
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8. On the seventh of January, Ryan returned to that gym.
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9. When he left, Ryan again gave the pavement a taste of his feet.
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10. The pavement couldn't have asked for more.
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11. On the eighth of February, Ryan bestowed upon us a red tank top.
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12. Then, on the fifteenth, Ryan flexed his right forearm.
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13. The next day, he ate an apple.
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14. It is now March. On the twenty-ninth, he blessed these people with his presence.
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15. *Amen*
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16. On the third of April, he saved a life.
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17. On the tenth, he walked down the street with a brown paper bag.
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18. Then, on the fifteenth, Ryan awarded us with a bicep flash.
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19. Needless to say, it was a wonderful spring.
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Then it was May.
20. The tenth was a particularly rough day. On the positive side, the "Gangster's Squad" trailer was released.
21. But then this happened.
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22. And the world weeped.
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23. Lots and lots of weeping.
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24. We dealt with that for weeks, until the twenty-ninth, when Ryan rode his motorbike. Sensing our pain, he rode sleeveless.
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25. It is now June. On the first, Ryan came out of a van.
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26. He rolled a bike away.
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27. And that was that.
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28. On the second, he was back doing what he does best: looking flawless in airports.
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29. But then rjkasdfkl;aslfpoqiwer8-9poiwfkpjqwer
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31. On the sixth, the bleeding continued flaksjdfjklasdf;lkas;ldfljkasdlk;f
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32. But on the eighteenth, this video was uploaded to Youtube, providing a much-needed distraction for all the pain we had endured.
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33. It is now July. On the twelfth, Ryan took out the trash.
34. And then posed.
35. *Amen*
36. Then, on the twenty-third, Ryan did this and God smiled.
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37. It is now August. On the third, Ryan left an airport in New Orleans.
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38. On the twenty-first, Ryan filmed "Gangster Squad."
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39. He drove a car...
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40. ...and walked...
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41. August was a good month.
42. September started out gloriously with another trip to the airport.
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43. Ryan introduced the world to his box.
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44. Then, on the seventh, Ryan made his only red-carpet appearance of the year at the Toronto Film Festival.
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45. He waved...
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46. ...and laughed in the face of peasants.
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47. It was looking like a great night.
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48. A really great night.
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49. Until this happened.
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Ugh.
50. Then, on the twenty-sixth, Ryan was filming a movie.
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51. It was hard to watch.
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52. LIKE REALLY HARD TO WATCH AND ALSO VULGAR
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53. IT WAS INFURIATING AND NOT COOL
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54. September basically really fucking sucked.
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55. But then, as he had done earlier in the year, sensing our pain, on the thirtieth, Ryan waited in a line.
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56. And pulled up his pants. It was a nice day.
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57. We are now in October.
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58. October is always a beautiful month.
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59. Like really really beautiful.
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60. On the twenty-seventh, Ryan went to Texas to support a blind football league. He is a true humanitarian.
61. October was great.
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62. We're now in November.
63. Realizing his inferiority, Michael Fassbender gave a massage to Ryan Gosling.
64. Then November twenty-fifth sucked.
65. It was basically the worst.
66. The twenty-eighth of November was better.
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67. And on the thirtieth, Ryan moved some boxes.
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68. No complaints here.
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69. Then, in December, Ryan received a phone call from God.
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God: Thank you for 2012.
Ryan: You're welcome.
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