1. Farrah Franklin within 100 feet from anyone from Destiny's Child. Matt Baron / Matt Baron/BEI/REX/Shutterstock 2. Avril Lavigne and Kelly Osbourne flipping off the authorities after robbing a Hot Topic. Evan Agostini / Getty Images 3. Paris Hilton and a fan. Picture Perfect / Picture Perfect/REX/Shutterstock 4. Lance Bass and an actual astronaut. Rex / REX/Shutterstock 5. Lindsay Lohan and Mandy Moore in a professional setting, though, to be fair, this looks like a school dance. Alex J. Berliner / Alex J. Berliner/BEI/REX/Shutterstock 6. Aaron Carter enveloped in an incredibly heavy looking jacket like he is doing Matrix cos-play ORRRRR he got lost in his grandfather's closet. Erik C Pendzich / ERIK C PENDZICH/REX/Shutterstock 7. Lizzie and Gordo saving the planet. Robert Mora / Getty Images 8. Jessica Simpson using her relationship with Nick Lachey to sell edible lotion. Evan Agostini / Getty Images 9. Coolio and Chris Kirkpatrick literally just in a picture together. Evan Agostini 10. Beyoncé playing Uber driver to Mike Meyers. Rex / REX/Shutterstock 11. Ashlee Simpson clearly in a middle school relationship (barely touching and forced) with Ryan Cabrera. Matt Baron / Matt Baron/BEI/REX/Shutterstock 12. Paris Hilton and the guy from Sum41 making out in the back of a car, lol. Rex / REX/Shutterstock 13. Fergie and that guy from Creed pretending to be at a luau when Fergie clearly hates him! Bei / BEI/REX/Shutterstock "Fuck Creed lol." Bei / BEI/REX/Shutterstock 14. Christina Aguilera and Tiger Woods before their junior prom. Bei / BEI/REX/Shutterstock 15. Miley Cyrus and a strange man* with a chin nubbin. Picture Perfect / Picture Perfect/REX/Shutterstock *Her dad. 16. Britney in a Chris and Justin (ew) sandwich. Scott Gries / Scott Gries/NBAE/ImageDirect 17. Carson Daily and Eve learning how to use a computer. Scott Gries / Scott Gries/ImageDirect 18. Fred Durst and an award, like that he got for music. Chris Weeks / Getty Images 19. Fred Durst, a glass of white wine, and Jennifer Lopez in a pleather dress. Scott Gries / Scott Gries/ImageDirect 20. Aaron Paul selling his soul for a pair of ugly jeans. Charley Gallay / Getty Images 21. Aaron Paul and literally every early 2000s trend glopped onto one outfit. Vince Bucci / Getty Images 22. Hugh Jackman and this wig, wig. Getty Images 23. Lil Jon, Hilary Duff, and Jason Biggs being forced to take a picture together like cousins who see each other every 3-4 years. Frank Micelotta / Getty Images "Thanks, mom. Cousin Jon is so weird on Instagram you don't even know." Frank Micelotta / Getty Images 24. Ja Rule and Nelly freaking the fuck out over one of those clear iMacs. Scott Gries / Getty Images 25. Tom Green holding a coffee machine while also rubbing Sisqo's head and triggering an orgasm. Kevin Winter / Kevin Winter/ImageDirect 26. And Lance Bass living mine and every closeted gays' life in the early 2000s. Rex / REX/Shutterstock "I'm straight!!! I have posters of hot girls* in my room."*Britney Spears posters.