FACT: No one knows how to walk the Cannes red carpet like Ryan Gosling knows how to walk the Cannes red carpet. No one. It's basically his Super Bowl.
The following is a retrospective of literally just the hottest pictures of Ryan Gosling on the Cannes red carpet ranked by objective hotness because this is BuzzFeed and that's what we do.
25.This picture where he is two inches of hair away from the "Can I please talk to the manager?" haircut.
24.This picture where he is one step away from being in a gay sailor-themed porn.
23.This picture where he is one step away from being the newest wax figure in a Madame Tussauds.
22.This picture with Sandra Bollocks and his little baby beard.
21.This picture where I wish I was a pocket so Ryan Gosling would be in me.
20.This picture where I wish I was gel so I could be slathered all over Ryan's head.
19.This picture where I wish I could sniff his hand.
18.This picture where he looks a bit like some creepy dude at a bus stop.
17.This picture with exposed tongue.
16.This picture where he is demonstrating his strength by lifting a small child.
15.This picture where he is trying to shield his beauty.
14.This picture where those two little perfect angel hairs are coming off his forehead like my legs on his shoulders.
13.This picture where he realizes all the creepy things that have been said about him in this article.
12.This picture where he is giving me pentecostal preacher vibes with that white button-up like father forgive me FOR I HAVE SINNED.
11.This picture where that little girl just gets me.
10.This picture that makes me wonder what it would be like to hold his chin.
9.This picture where he is showing off a hand.
8.This picture where I'm just thankful for tailored suits.
7.This picture where he got a little warm, had to take his jacket off, but still smells really good. I can tell.
6.This picture that makes me SEETHE with jealousy.
5.This picture where he just looks f*cking adorable.
4.This picture that literally made me say "ooof."
3.This picture where he is fucking the shit out of the camera.
2.This picture where he is trying to be demure...even though he still looks like he just stepped away from filming Butt Pirates of the Caribbean.
And the #1 Ryan Gosling pic at Cannes is...
*Drumroll please*
1.This picture where his outfit is screaming "rainstorm and wet T-shirt contest right now."
