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Is This Pop Star A Top Or A Bottom?

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  1. Celine Dion

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    Top - Celine Dion will destroy you.
    Bottom - Everyone knows "That's The Way It Is" is about being a greedy bottom. "When you want it the most. There's no easy way out."
    Vers - She's French Canadian.

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Celine Dion
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    Top - Celine Dion will destroy you.
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    Bottom - Everyone knows "That's The Way It Is" is about being a greedy bottom. "When you want it the most. There's no easy way out."
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    Vers - She's French Canadian.
  1. Rihanna

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    Top - I mean, haven't you heard "Hard"? She's a DTF total top.
    Bottom - "Only Girl" is a power bottom EDM smash. The “be my prisoner for the night” and “like the only one that’s in command” lyrics are proof of that.
    Vers - "S&M" is the free love anthem the world has been waiting for.

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Rihanna
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    Top - I mean, haven't you heard "Hard"? She's a DTF total top.
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    Bottom - "Only Girl" is a power bottom EDM smash. The “be my prisoner for the night” and “like the only one that’s in command” lyrics are proof of that.
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    Vers - "S&M" is the free love anthem the world has been waiting for.
  1. Britney Spears

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    Top - She's the ringleader, she calls the shots. It's Britney, BITCH.
    Bottom - "Passenger" was an patriotic anthem written for new bottoms. "I’ve never been a passenger though/ I never knew how good it could feel."
    Vers - Whatever goes, she'll be a Slave 4 U. Gimme more (of whatever).

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Britney Spears
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    Top - She's the ringleader, she calls the shots. It's Britney, BITCH.
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    Bottom - "Passenger" was an patriotic anthem written for new bottoms. "I’ve never been a passenger though/ I never knew how good it could feel."
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    Vers - Whatever goes, she'll be a Slave 4 U. Gimme more (of whatever).
  1. Lady Gaga

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    Top - There isn't much evidence that suggests this.
    Bottom - All of "ARTPOP" is without question from the perspective of a power bottom. Basically all her songs are about bottoming.
    Vers - Lady Gaga WOULD BE vers to appeal to her fans. It's anti-bullying or something.

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Lady Gaga
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    Top - There isn't much evidence that suggests this.
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    Bottom - All of "ARTPOP" is without question from the perspective of a power bottom. Basically all her songs are about bottoming.
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    Vers - Lady Gaga WOULD BE vers to appeal to her fans. It's anti-bullying or something.
  1. Miley Cyrus

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    Top - "Wrecking ball" is written from the perspective of a dom top.
    Bottom - "The struggles I'm taking/ The chances I'm taking" in "The Climb" are about douching. Everyone knows this.
    Vers - "Best of both worlds" is literally a reference to the best of both worlds AKA being vers.

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Miley Cyrus
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    Top - "Wrecking ball" is written from the perspective of a dom top.
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    Bottom - "The struggles I'm taking/ The chances I'm taking" in "The Climb" are about douching. Everyone knows this.
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    Vers - "Best of both worlds" is literally a reference to the best of both worlds AKA being vers.
  1. Taylor Swift

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    Top - Taylor came out as a aggressive top in "Blank Space." "It will leave you breathless/ or with a nasty scar."
    Bottom - "I Knew You Were Trouble" is about sub bottoms. "Now I’m lying on the cold hard ground! OHH OHHH."
    Vers - She's still figuring it it out. Haven't you heard "22"?

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Taylor Swift
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    Top - Taylor came out as a aggressive top in "Blank Space." "It will leave you breathless/ or with a nasty scar."
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    Bottom - "I Knew You Were Trouble" is about sub bottoms. "Now I’m lying on the cold hard ground! OHH OHHH."
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    Vers - She's still figuring it it out. Haven't you heard "22"?
  1. P!nk

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    Top - Many people don't know this, but "Raise Your Glass" was originally called "Raise Your Ass."
    Bottom - Haven't you heard the lyrics to "Try"?: "Someone’s bound to get burned/ But just because it burns/ Doesn’t mean you’re gonna die."
    Vers - You know, I just feel like she's vers.

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P!nk
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    Top - Many people don't know this, but "Raise Your Glass" was originally called "Raise Your Ass."
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    Bottom - Haven't you heard the lyrics to "Try"?: "Someone’s bound to get burned/ But just because it burns/ Doesn’t mean you’re gonna die."
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    Vers - You know, I just feel like she's vers.
  1. Beyoncé

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    Total top - "LOVE ON TOP."
    Bottom - "Drunk In Love" chronicles Beyoncé's adventures in bottoming.
    Versatile - "Love On Top" and "Drunk In Love" are polar opposites therefore she's vers, right?

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Beyoncé
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    Total top - "LOVE ON TOP."
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    Bottom - "Drunk In Love" chronicles Beyoncé's adventures in bottoming.
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    Versatile - "Love On Top" and "Drunk In Love" are polar opposites therefore she's vers, right?
  1. Christina Aguilera

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    Top - "Not Myself Tonight" is like a leather daddy jam.
    Bottom - "Fighter" was written as a thank you note to Xtina's first good top. "Thanks for making me a fighter."
    Vers - "Lotus Intro" is about Christina rebranding herself as vers.

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Christina Aguilera
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    Top - "Not Myself Tonight" is like a leather daddy jam.
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    Bottom - "Fighter" was written as a thank you note to Xtina's first good top. "Thanks for making me a fighter."
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    Vers - "Lotus Intro" is about Christina rebranding herself as vers.
  1. Nicki Minaj

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    Top - Nicki is so obviously a verbal total top. BOTTOMS ONLY.
    Bottom - She's a total size queen. "Anaconda" anyone?
    Vers - In "Starships" she professed her need for a GGG. That was basically a reference to being vers.

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Nicki Minaj
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    Top - Nicki is so obviously a verbal total top. BOTTOMS ONLY.
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    Bottom - She's a total size queen. "Anaconda" anyone?
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    Vers - In "Starships" she professed her need for a GGG. That was basically a reference to being vers.
  1. Katy Perry

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    Top - "Dark Horse" is about someone you think is a bottom but turns out to be a top.
    Bottom - "Roar" was a low-key jam referencing "the call" of the bottom.
    Vers - Honestly, in my heart, I feel like she's completely vers.

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Katy Perry
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    Top - "Dark Horse" is about someone you think is a bottom but turns out to be a top.
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    Bottom - "Roar" was a low-key jam referencing "the call" of the bottom.
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    Vers - Honestly, in my heart, I feel like she's completely vers.
  1. Madonna

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    Top - Is this even a question? Of course she's a top!
    Bottom - Madonna is like text book bossy bottom.
    Vers - She's been around for like 67-years-old. She needs variety.

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Madonna
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    Top - Is this even a question? Of course she's a top!
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    Bottom - Madonna is like text book bossy bottom.
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    Vers - She's been around for like 67-years-old. She needs variety.
  1. Kelly Clarkson

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    Bottom - "Dark Side" is is like the Lord's Prayer of bottoming. "Will you stay even if it hurts/ Even if I try to push you out/ Will you return? And remind me who I really am/ Please remind me who I really am.”

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Kelly Clarkson
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    Bottom - "Dark Side" is is like the Lord's Prayer of bottoming. "Will you stay even if it hurts/ Even if I try to push you out/ Will you return? And remind me who I really am/ Please remind me who I really am.”

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