Other people have been watching it and regretting it.
So, here's why you shouldn't watch it unless you like scaring the shit out of yourself.
Spoilers ahead.
The movie starts with a black screen and my least favorite genre of cough: deep and dry.
And guess whose gross cough it is? Patient zero: Goop herself, Gwyneth Paltrow, and she's munching on some peanuts and coughing all over the place at a Hong Kong airport.
We zoom in. The peanuts she's eating are communal bar peanuts. They're now contaminated.
She hands her credit card to the bartender. Contaminated.
With a tip and a tap the virus is well on its way.
For the next two hours we get gratuitous zoom-ins on everyday objects with our grubby little human hands on them.
An elevator button? Tainted.
This cup of water? The new home to a deadly disease.
This little boy? Bye.
Goop makes it back from Hong Kong to Minneapolis.
Spoiler alert: She dies.
The virus starts spreading rapidly around the world.
Starting to sound familiar?
Coronavirus, anyone?
The Contagion virus and the current coronavirus, COVID-19, are both easily spread from person to person. In both cases, people get flu-like symptoms.
In Contagion, CDC worker Kate Winslet tells us: "[The virus is spread from] doorknobs, elevator buttons, and each other."
Both viruses also originated from animals.
One of the biggest differences between Contagion and the coronavirus is that the Contagion virus killed 25–30% of people who got it. The death rate for the coronavirus is about 2%.
For anyone paying attention, there are many parallels here!!
Back to Contagion. In Contagion the CDC has no idea what's going on.
The World Health Organization doesn't have a clue either.
Their first line of defense is quarantining entire neighborhoods.