How To Travel The World Like Hillary Clinton (In 30 Steps)

Learn from the woman who just became the most traveled Secretary of State in United States history. Like a boss.

Step 1: Walk off the plane, take a deep breath...

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(Tbilisi)

You have arrived.

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(Tbilisi)

Step 2: Walk past security.

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(Brazil)

Step 3: Greet your fans.

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(Beijing)

So many fans....

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(Beijing)

Step 4: Accept some gifts.

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(Norway)

Step 5: Throw a little shade.

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(Bogota)

Step 6: Arrive at your first destination.

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(Yangon)

Step 7: Try to avoid stray handshakes.

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(Beijing)

Step 8: Feel awkward.

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(Yerevan)

Step 9: Start with some small talk.

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(Brussels)

Step 10: Tell a good story.

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Make sure you're really expressive. Cultural boundaries can be difficult.

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(Bogota)

Step 11: Have an important meeting.

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Step 12: Chat with the Foreign Affairs Minister of Turkey.

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Step 13: On to your next destination. Bring the men with you.

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(Ukraine)

Step 14: Arrive at your next destination.

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(Baku)

Step 15: Ask the President of Uganda, "how the hell have ya been?!"

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(London)

Step 16: Take the stage. Calm the crowd.

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(Washington)

Step 17: Give an important speech.

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Step 18: Kill it.

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(Brussels)

Step 19: On to your next destination. Again, bring the men with you.

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(Beijing)

Step 20: Well lookie here. It's wine o'clock!

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(Georgia)

Step 21: Make a toast.

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Step 22: You're feeling tipsy.

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And jet-lagged.

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Step 23: But it's time for a photo-op. Make sure you stand out (it should be pretty easy).

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Step 24: It's finally nighttime. Have the President of Georgia take you sightseeing.

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Step 25: Tell him how you feel about that building.

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(Georgia)

Step 26: Continue drinking.

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Red wine.

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White wine.

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Step 27: Make a drunk toast.

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Step 28: Party all night.

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(Colombia)

Step 29: Wake up the morning after. Ride to the airport... hungover.

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(Japan)

Step 30: Wave goodbye.

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(Brazil)

Later!

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