...and you're like, "Mom, why is dad wearing that weird-ass shirt?"
6.That time Normani was like, Why are you laughing?
...meanwhile you're like, "brb, let me balance this sword on my head."
7.That time James Blunt was like, "I have a house"...
...and you're like, "I have a fiddle, wagon wheel, and 4 bails of hay."
8.That time T. Boone Pickens was like, Drake's poor...
...and you're like "HAPPY HOUR ENDS IN 6 MINUTES HURRY THE FUCK UP."
9.That time Kim made it be known she made 80 MILLION DOLLARS from a VIDEO GAME...
...and you're like, "My Hot Pocket just burned me."
10.That time Rihanna was like, I have Prada shoes and mad money to donate to charity...
...and you're like, "Excuse me, do you have free Wi-Fi?"
11.That other time Rihanna was like, Literally grow hair for me...
...and you're like, Let me play in a tree.
In conclusion, if you don't feel like the peasant that you are, here are some Kanye West tweets because everything Kanye West says will give you that sweet, sweet peasant feeing:
